Thursday, October 27, 2011

Snooki 1 ---- Trey Yearwood 0 (FML)

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Like Pablo Neruda's poem, I could also write the saddest lines tonight. The lines are as follows: Snooki, following up on her New York ...

Heidi blows me.............away everytime.

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Heidi Klum could be older than our Constitution and I'd probably still go into cardiac arrest if I met her. She pops out a baby once a ...

Even Brazilian women can fight.

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video platform video management video solutions video player You know when someone's about to be disrepected, be racist, or be sexist, h...
Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Playboy is on the pulse of the American male.

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Drug makeover 2.0 Playboy has announced, typically for them, about four years after no one cares anymore, that Lindsay Lohan will pose nude ...
Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Salma Hayek has a great smile...

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This Mexican beauty has been making me dizzy since her role in From Dusk Till Dawn and that was like a hundred years ago at least. When she...

This means almost nothing...

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Various sources are reporting, especially with this picture, that Jessica Simpson is preggers. That's just what we need, another 4'...

Solicitation in the pumpkin patch.

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DD implants, for Courtney Stodden are like hooker training wheels. Being this trashy by the tender age of 17 is an amazing feat. Trying to...
Thursday, October 20, 2011

Lindsay Lohan is a natural beauty.

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It's funny, but during times of economic expansion, zombie movies boom while conversely, in times of economic peril, world or government...
Friday, October 14, 2011

The good news is, she may have given up alcohol, pot, X, heroin, Rx Pills, LSD, shrooms, and last but not least cocaine...for chipped, discolored, meth pebble-teeth.

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Having sexy with the Lindsay Lohan would be like having sex with a walking Intervention episode, if it had AIDS.  Even in Hollyweird...

Florida strikes again...no shocker here.

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FORT LAUDERDALE — A Coconut Creek man accused of posing as a doctor and offering free door-to-door breast exams has reached a deal wit...
Thursday, October 13, 2011

NBA should stand for Nothing to Bitch About.

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Giving thought to the NBA lockout is like giving thought to Canada or Soccer.  Who cares?  The problem I have with this is the same probl...
Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Beyonce is pregnant with Gumby...apparently.

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I couldn't care two shits about Beyonce's baby, but since I loathe her existence, I feel compelled to expose her narcissism and...
Monday, October 10, 2011

Clooney, you should stick with soaps, ER and c list girlfriends.

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If you don't value the precious seconds of your life, I've got a strong suggestion for you. Instead of building a lasting memory...
Thursday, October 6, 2011

"Out Out Brief Candle...."

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"Great men are meteors that burn so that the earth may be lighted." Napoleon Bonaparte Not unlike Macbeth, Jobs reali...
Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Hello, hello, hello, how low?

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As if I didn't feel old as hell already, I found this on the internet last week. This dude, 20 years ago, was the naked baby on the ...

When bad things happen to rural people.

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It's not that people pick on the south, or more specifically, Alabama, unjustly. These poor people ask for everythi...
Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Why Cheryl Cole was fired from X Factor is beyond me.

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Simon Cowell's baby, The X Factor, started very strong. Mind you, this was primarily because British smokeshow, Cheryl Cole...

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For those of you that don't live in your mom's basement, or operate unsuccessful blogs like mine, you probably have never heard...
Tuesday, September 27, 2011

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpgL5kuBpMA I would've left Plax alone, but I picked him up in Fantasy this year after drinking too ma...
Tuesday, September 20, 2011

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http://youtu.be/o64Fz-KW1Dk This is just a microcosm of what's wrong with this country that was once the greatest in the world. Thes...