MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

An exposed look inside my life and my obsessions.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Go Nick!!!! Chug chug Chug

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Now it's been a while since I last added my completely original and always superiorly presented viewpoints, but this video drips of sexy...
Monday, April 16, 2012

Celebrities are insufferable part 23,756.

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So, it appears Coachella is upon us again. If you don't know what that is, it's basically a dress up party for celebrities to prete...
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Fellony arrested and charged with, yep, a felony.

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A defendant named Fellony was arrested yesterday for felony battery after she allegedly struck a woman in the head with a glass at an Indian...
Thursday, April 5, 2012

Lara Flynn Boyle is gorgeous...i'm sorry that was supposed to say Gargoyle.

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Lara Flynn Boyle used to be kind of a star in the 90's. She did Wayne's World, which for most actors in that movie, turned out to b...
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Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Thank you Kelly (pinky and thumb up to ear like a phone) call me.

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As you all already know, Hollyweird sucks. I support it, I suppose, in the same way I'm fascinated by really gruesome injuries and acci...

Keith Olbermann is unemployed...again...again...again.

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Keith Olbermann was fired from like his 21st job in 19 years recently and last night he went on Letterman to discuss his demise. Letterman ...

Annie was a high school cheerleader...

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Mark Mark has been busy lifting the Funky Bunch it seems...as well as syringes filled to the brim with anabolic steroids. I have to admit, ...
Saturday, March 10, 2012

SJP is a true beauty.

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Allegedly, Paris Fashion Week just wrapped up last week. If you were an alien from another universe and those words were spoken with the in...
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Überraschung!!!!!!!!!!!

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I woke up this morning to an email from Heidi. It read (adorable German accent) "Trey, I had a friend take some photos of me last week...

Reasons I hate Chris Brown (part 6,254)

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This picture was uploaded to Chris Brown's Twitter earlier this week with the caption, "Which COLOR today?" Honestly, Chris Br...

RG3 > Andrew Luck

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If any of you watched the NFL Combine, you're acutely aware of not only how ridiculously athletic RG3 is, but how much skill he has for ...
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Saturday, March 3, 2012

Lindsay Lohan is stunning....and hosting SNL tonight.

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Jimmy fallon is damn funny, not to mention extremely talented. Anyway, he had Lindsay Lohan on this week to promote her hosting SNL. Perso...
Monday, February 27, 2012

Poor Jen...

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Jennifer Aniston's new movie, Wanderlust, opened this weekend to a typical Aniston performance...dead last. She's such an idiot. S...

Precious 2.0

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Melissa McCarthy, the funny chick from Bridesmaids, showed up to the Oscars last night in this Broadway stage curtain. Let me guess, she...

missed you...

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It's been a while since we've spoken. If you cared, which you don't, but if you did, you would remember that sometime last year...
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Saturday, December 10, 2011

If you're wondering what's wrong with the Republican Party, watch this video.

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Im not even sure where to start with this train wreck of a human being. First of all, lose the Brokeback Mountain/Heath Ledger costume whil...
Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Talk about more than you bargained for...

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Arbroath – A man in Bulawayo’s Nkulumane 5 suburb got the shock of his life after a commercial sex worker he allegedly called to his hotel r...
Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Welcome to Atlanta, where the playaz play...

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On a scale of 1-10, Ray Edwards scored a 113.9 with this one. Atlanta Falcon defensive end, Ray Edwards, must have had one hell of a night ...

The ambiguity of FAMILY seems crystal clear to me...why not you?

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I know there will be many of you that read these words with austere eyes. There will be many that vehemently disagree with my position on t...

Meth head kidnapper sues victims...yep, you read that right.

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A man who held a Kansas couple hostage in their home while fleeing from authorities is suing them, claiming that they broke an oral contract...
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Trey
Atlanta, Georgia, United States
This blog started sometime in 2006. That seems like a lifetime ago. I was living in Florida at the time, trying desperately to rid myself that miserable state and I thought I would start an outlet to funnel my haplessness into something more positive and creative. Through the years, I've had people write me from places lliterally all over the world telling me that they hate my stupid blog, that I objectify women, they love my blog and its blatant satire, and that I embarrass them (sorry mom). Nonetheless, I enjoy writing so much and when I'm not writing, I always come back to this blog and over-promise yet under-deliver. For the thousandth time, I'm reopening Exposedandnaked.com. I've even registered the domain, so this time, it's official and stuff. If you read something you like, or something you don't, leave me a message. In fact, if the story involves Florida being terrible or human beings letting the world down, I love that stuff. Regardless if you're an old fan or a new fan, friend or foe, I hope you enjoy my life's passion as much as I do.
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