You've got to be GD kidding me...

I'm no paragon, but I can assure you my shoes don't sneeze cocaine. Seriously, can't cops do something about this? I get pulled over for rolling stop signs and this chick uses cocaine smokescreens like ninjas to evade the paparazzi when she leaves the clubs. It would seem hard to believe that someone so broke and exiled from the Hollywood inner circle would have the money to feed such a habit, so the only other option would be Gold Bond Medicated Powder. But that doesn't seem so likely either because if any medication is likely to be dripping off or following her like a cloud, it would be have to be Aldara, Valtrex, or HIV cocktails. It's sad to think about, but I wonder if Vegas has odds on the over/under for her overdose.

Ricky Martin Surprises Everyone No One

In the most obvious non-news story of the year, Ricky Martin comes out of the closet he wasn't hiding in. I don't know much about being gay, but if I were gay and were looking for someone else that's gay, I would immediately look for dudes doing Yoga with other dudes on the beach in Speedos.

"We leave fingerprints on everyone we touch."

Amidst a profusion of careless movie productions and 9th grade screenplays, Remember Me hit me like a breath of fresh, gloomy grieving air. Either it's me that's out-of-touch with good movies, or it's the miserable movie critics writing for self-absorbed newspapers around the country. Granted, not many people will see this movie and that's too bad. I'm a little sad to say this, but Pattinson can act. I don't mean he can whisper mysteriously because we've all seen Twilight. Anyone can do that. He's no Brando, but he's good, even when I don't want to like him. Despite being unfairly criticized for an overwrought screenplay, this movie accomplishes something that few do these days. It seems crazy to think that a movie would actually take the time to develop dynamic and damaged characters. It's not without flaws, sure, but the effortless connection and intimacy between Pattinson and de Ravin is undeniable. For once a filmmaker gets it right. The film's director takes the time to strip down human emotion, specifically grief and forgiveness, to expose characters and their pain. Brosnan is as predictable as ever, playing the rich, powerful, untouchable, elitist prick, but no one plays it better. The father son and family conflicts feel genuine and lifelike. Chris Cooper is brilliant as a lonely NYC cop-father that's pushing away the only thing he's got left in the world, his daughter. I loved it. This is a movie that will sadden you and give you hope in the same scene. It reveals a raw sexual desire between two capable, suffering and believable young characters. It will capture your emotion till the last scene. Without offering spoilers, specific scenes like ones in Remember Me will become a grim reminder of a painful reality for our generation.

On Sunday, Washington said, "F U."

Leftist Lawmakers ignored America and forced a gigantic Health Care Reform Bill through the House that will strangle and burden our country until it ultimately cripples it completely. This bill is irresponsible. This bill will bankrupt our healthcare system, force doctors into retirement, force them to refuse Medicare patients (until that's made illegal), stifle medical school enrollment, ration care, burden tax payers, and create more class warfare. Those are just the fiscal problems with the bill. This bill is more about plundering our freedom. It's about the government robbing us of our decision making because we're incapable of making them ourselves.

Here are 20 ways your freedom is being robbed by this healthcare law:

1. You are young and don’t want health insurance? You are starting up a small business and need to minimize expenses, and one way to do that is to forego health insurance? Tough. You have to pay $750 annually for the “privilege.” (Section 1501)

2. You are young and healthy and want to pay for insurance that reflects that status? Tough. You’ll have to pay for premiums that cover not only you, but also the guy who smokes three packs a day, drink a gallon of whiskey and eats chicken fat off the floor. That’s because insurance companies will no longer be able to underwrite on the basis of a person’s health status. (Section 2701).

3. You would like to pay less in premiums by buying insurance with lifetime or annual limits on coverage? Tough. Health insurers will no longer be able to offer such policies, even if that is what customers prefer. (Section 2711).

4. Think you’d like a policy that is cheaper because it doesn’t cover preventive care or requires cost-sharing for such care? Tough. Health insurers will no longer be able to offer policies that do not cover preventive services or offer them with cost-sharing, even if that’s what the customer wants. (Section 2712).

5. You are an employer and you would like to offer coverage that doesn’t allow your employers’ slacker children to stay on the policy until age 26? Tough. (Section 2714).

6. You must buy a policy that covers ambulatory patient services, emergency services, hospitalization, maternity and newborn care, mental health and substance use disorder services, including behavioral health treatment; prescription drugs; rehabilitative and habilitative services and devices; laboratory services; preventive and wellness services; chronic disease management; and pediatric services, including oral and vision care.
You’re a single guy without children? Tough, your policy must cover pediatric services. You’re a woman who can’t have children? Tough, your policy must cover maternity services. You’re a teetotaler? Tough, your policy must cover substance abuse treatment. (Add your own violation of personal freedom here.) (Section 1302).

7. Do you want a plan with lots of cost-sharing and low premiums? Well, the best you can do is a “Bronze plan,” which has benefits that provide benefits that are actuarially equivalent to 60% of the full actuarial value of the benefits provided under the plan. Anything lower than that, tough. (Section 1302 (d) (1) (A))

8. You are an employer in the small-group insurance market and you’d like to offer policies with deductibles higher than $2,000 for individuals and $4,000 for families? Tough. (Section 1302 (c) (2) (A).

9. If you are a large employer (defined as at least 101 employees) and you do not want to provide health insurance to your employee, then you will pay a $750 fine per employee (It could be $2,000 to $3,000 under the reconciliation changes). Think you know how to better spend that money? Tough. (Section 1513).

10. You are an employer who offers health flexible spending arrangements and your employees want to deduct more than $2,500 from their salaries for it? Sorry, can’t do that. (Section 9005 (i)).

11. If you are a physician and you don’t want the government looking over your shoulder? Tough. The Secretary of Health and Human Services is authorized to use your claims data to issue you reports that measure the resources you use, provide information on the quality of care you provide, and compare the resources you use to those used by other physicians. Of course, this will all be just for informational purposes. It’s not like the government will ever use it to intervene in your practice and patients’ care. Of course not. (Section 3003 (i))

12. If you are a physician and you want to own your own hospital, you must be an owner and have a “Medicare provider agreement” by Feb. 1, 2010. (Dec. 31, 2010 in the reconciliation changes.) If you didn’t have those by then, you are out of luck. (Section 6001 (i) (1) (A))

13. If you are a physician owner and you want to expand your hospital? Well, you can’t (Section 6001 (i) (1) (B). Unless, it is located in a country where, over the last five years, population growth has been 150% of what it has been in the state (Section 6601 (i) (3) ( E)). And then you cannot increase your capacity by more than 200% (Section 6001 (i) (3) (C)).

14. You are a health insurer and you want to raise premiums to meet costs? Well, if that increase is deemed “unreasonable” by the Secretary of Health and Human Services it will be subject to review and can be denied. (Section 1003)

15. The government will extract a fee of $2.3 billion annually from the pharmaceutical industry. If you are a pharmaceutical company what you will pay depends on the ratio of the number of brand-name drugs you sell to the total number of brand-name drugs sold in the U.S. So, if you sell 10% of the brand-name drugs in the U.S., what you pay will be 10% multiplied by $2.3 billion, or $230,000,000. (Under reconciliation, it starts at $2.55 billion, jumps to $3 billion in 2012, then to $3.5 billion in 2017 and $4.2 billion in 2018, before settling at $2.8 billion in 2019 (Section 1404)). Think you, as a pharmaceutical executive, know how to better use that money, say for research and development? Tough. (Section 9008 (b)).

16. The government will extract a fee of $2 billion annually from medical device makers. If you are a medical device maker what you will pay depends on your share of medical device sales in the U.S. So, if you sell 10% of the medical devices in the U.S., what you pay will be 10% multiplied by $2 billion, or $200,000,000. Think you, as a medical device maker, know how to better use that money, say for R&D? Tough. (Section 9009 (b)).
The reconciliation package turns that into a 2.9% excise tax for medical device makers. Think you, as a medical device maker, know how to better use that money, say for research and development? Tough. (Section 1405).

17. The government will extract a fee of $6.7 billion annually from insurance companies. If you are an insurer, what you will pay depends on your share of net premiums plus 200% of your administrative costs. So, if your net premiums and administrative costs are equal to 10% of the total, you will pay 10% of $6.7 billion, or $670,000,000. In the reconciliation bill, the fee will start at $8 billion in 2014, $11.3 billion in 2015, $1.9 billion in 2017, and $14.3 billion in 2018 (Section 1406).Think you, as an insurance executive, know how to better spend that money? Tough.(Section 9010 (b) (1) (A and B).)

18. If an insurance company board or its stockholders think the CEO is worth more than $500,000 in deferred compensation? Tough.(Section 9014).

19. You will have to pay an additional 0.5% payroll tax on any dollar you make over $250,000 if you file a joint return and $200,000 if you file an individual return. What? You think you know how to spend the money you earned better than the government? Tough. (Section 9015).

That amount will rise to a 3.8% tax if reconciliation passes. It will also apply to investment income, estates, and trusts. You think you know how to spend the money you earned better than the government? Like you need to ask. (Section 1402).

20. If you go for cosmetic surgery, you will pay an additional 5% tax on the cost of the procedure. Think you know how to spend that money you earned better than the government? Tough. (Section 9017).

Healthcare for dummies.

If you find yourself saying, "I don't get this healthcare bill thingy," this video is for you. Also, you should read more because you're dumb and part of the problem.

jacksonville's single greatest accomplishment...

Sadly, I have seen both installments of Twilight. I couldn't follow the plot, mainly because I was the only person in the theater over 14 and not giggling and texting, but also because of my heavy laborious breathing every time they showed Ashley Greene's face. This girl is so pretty it's not even fair. I loathe Starbucks' 9.00 coffees more than anyone, but if that was the way into Ashley Greene's pants, I would become a master barista. I'm embarrassed to say, but I'm actually super duper excited to see the third Twilight movie. If Ashley Greene was promised to appear naked, I would camp out for days like those girls did in the 80's for New Kids Tickets. I can't think of anything I wouldn't do to be her boyfriend. It may seem like a stretch, but I think I would even sleep with that giant obese girl from Precious if that got me one step closer to Ashley Greene's underpants.

Bring on the taxes...

If you've been wondering, I've actually been too sad to respond the last few days. Nothing since the Revolutionary War has been a bigger invasion on our liberty than this health care reform. Never has our Congress used back room bribes and Slaughter rules for something as influential as this bill. Don't blame the Democrats, though. While the Republican Party has been losing their compass of principles, not fulfilling the wishes of their constituents, and patting themselves on the back for insignificant things like Tax Cuts, Democrats have achieved, Social Security, Medicaid, Medicare and now, Gov't Health Care. Democrats are a team of starters while Republicans are a team of scrubs. In comparison, Nothing the Republican Party has accomplished in the last 20 years resulted in a shrinking government role or an increase in personal liberties. If you sit at night watching the news and you find yourself angry, you've got no one to blame but yourself. Foxnews and talk radio hosts are more popular than ever, yet our votes elect the same inept politicians term after term that allow our country to move further and further to the left without a fight. If you're wondering why this bill is so bad for this country, the proof is listed below. If you kill the spirit of the producers, the result is economic peril. Here are some of the fiscal liabilities included in the bill to expand the number of individuals dependent on handouts while stealing from the hands and pockets of the only people feeding this monster:

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- A new 3.6% tax on all investment income including capital gains. That means that the capital gains tax rate (including California state tax) will rise to 33.9%. The tax on dividend income will rise from 15% today to 53.7% including California tax.

- Additional Medicare tax on self employment income and wages. This removes the current cap on wages subject to this tax and it will effectively move the top income tax rate from 35% to 43.4% within a couple of years. Add in the California tax again and would then be close to a 54% marginal tax rate. I believe that this is the highest of any major industrialized country. But because spending is so high we would still have $1 trillion dollar annual deficits even after this tax.

- There is a 2.9% tax on all medical “devices”, which basically means everything used in a doctor’s office or hospital. Including gowns, syringes, and the like. This will increase health care costs for everyone who does not get free government insurance.

- The deduction for Medical expenses is currently limited to those expenses that exceed 7.5% or your income. This will be raised to a threshold of 10% of your income. This means that fewer people will get any tax relief from medical expenses they pay for themselves.

- There are various taxes on anything a person might do to pay for their own medical expenses. Things like Health Savings Accounts, Cafeteria Plans, and Flexible Savings Accounts are ways for people to save their OWN money for their OWN medical care on a pre-tax basis will be limited and taxed. This is all part of the way that President Obama gets to government run health care by making it illegal or costly to pay for your own care so you have to go to the government.

- A 10% tax on tanning services. I call this the “Jersey Shore tax”. This one has to be really upsetting to ‘The Situation’, Snookie, and Pauly D.

- A tax on self-insured health plans. This is another penalty on those who try to pay for their own health care.

- A new tax on pharmaceutical manufacturers. This will raise the price of drugs for everyone who does not get them from the government for free.

- A new tax on “Cadillac” health plans. This is an up to 55% tax on any health insurance that costs over about $800 per month including employee and employer contributions. This tax does not apply if you are a union member or your plan is from AARP or Blue Cross Blue Shield of Michigan. These are major Democratic constituencies and they exempted them. For everyone else, this discourages comprehensive health coverage. Isn’t that what the President says he is trying to achieve? Like most of what the President says, his actions are not even close to his words.

- There is a new tax on all 'for-profit' health insurance companies (except for a few favored ones). This will also raise the costs of premiums for everyone not getting free care from the government.

- If you don’t buy health insurance (as dictated acceptable by a new federal czar), you will be fined up to 2.5% of your income even if you pay all of your medical expenses yourself. If your company does not provide said health insurance to all employees, the company will be fined up to $2,000 per employee.
All of this will cause growth and jobs to decline, medical costs to go up, deficits and debt to increase, and quality doctors and providers to leave the business. It will cause fewer people to pay for their own care, and more to seek government care. And that is exactly what the authors want.
In spite of all of these taxes, this bill will create deficits of at least half a trillion dollars MORE than what we already have at the federal and state levels over the next 10 years, and a great deal more after that. So, lots more taxes, lots more spending, and lots more deficits. The time at which the Treasury will not be able to sell debt any more, except at a huge rate, is approaching fast. America, in my opinion with this bill, is much more likely to collapse under the weight of our own fiscal excess than to be seriously threatened by any external force.

Learn this one...it's America's new mantra.

Since the devastating healthcare bill will pass Sunday, I took the liberty, ironically, of writing the new preamble for our Constitution. So it goes:

We the chosen and liberal elite
In order to form a poorer union
Establish dependence
ensure domestic chaos
Provide for the big machine
Promote welfare
And Ensure the nightmares of Socialism
For ourselves and our posterity.
Do ordain and establish this Constitution of the Totalitarian States of America.

I don't know about you, but I think it's spot on.

No!! I'm not a racist, I'm just a skanky prostitute.

Possible HIV carrier, self proclaimed badass, Jesse James is a moron. His mistress, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, is a 30 cent slut. Like most tramps with daddy issues (I'm just accurately guessing), she makes smart decisions like all constantly and stuff. For Instance, the above Nazi uniform and knife on the tongue goes over real well with survivors of the Holocaust. Seriously, how stupid can you possibly be to think this will be perceived as sexy? She's so amazingly classy and beautiful, her feelings of genetic superiority don't end there. Tattooed on the back of her left and right leg are two letters: W and P, which the press reported stood for "White Power". That seemed logical to everyone (see above). My barometer for low IQ's, racists and horrific decision makers usually start with facial tattoos. Nazi uniforms and white power affiliations are a close second. In a surprise turn of events though, she released a statement to InTouch Magazine, which she said the tats don't represent "White Power"; instead, the letters represent, "Wet P_ _ _ y". She's so stupid, she thinks that's an improvement. Actually, I guess it's a small improvement, but thats just semantics. Somewhere, either serving time, living under some bridge, rummaging in some trash can, or recovering in some rehab facility, is this chick's father. And right now, if he weren't busy talking to himself, yelling at passing cars, or holding up a, "Vietnam Vet Need Help" cardboard sign, or most likely, six feet under, my bet is he would be OD'ing on Oxycontin while playing russian roulette with a full chamber after this week's news regarding his precious little angel. Poor Sandy. She should've known that marrying a poser on a Chopper would be disastrous. I would bet money, Jesse's real name was probably something like Leslie or Kelly, and in high school, he was fat and dorky. Creating an alternative identity, like drag queens do, is probably what helped him through those tough memories of being stuffed into lockers and being the recipient of atomic wedgies. I really couldn't be less intimidated by Jesse "Vanilla Gorilla" James. If you put a doofus on Chopper, you've still got a doofus. If you put a doofus on the Nazi skank above, you've got AIDS.

Sandy, aside from Speed 2: Cruise Control, and I've forgiven you for that, you're America's Sweetheart. You'll land on your feet and America will love you tomorrow just like yesterday. Just don't pick dudes that had failed marriages with coked up porn stars (Janine Lindemulder). I mean, all you have to do is keep them on drugs and have sex. To the lay person (get it, lay), that doesn't seem like a difficult algorithm. So following basic logic, if that fails, being married to a Oscar collecting woman worth like a gazillion dollars, while you fix motorcycles, is gonna be catastrophic. In all seriousness, Sandra Bullock has a reputation in Hollywood of being one of the most benevolent and most sincere leading ladies. You can almost look at her and see how that could be true. So in a nutshell (get it, nutshell), I hope Jesse James suffers from tertiary syphilis and penile impetigo after banging that dumb skank.

The only one getting slaughtered is you, your children and your country...

Finally someone has the cojones to ask the Almighty President tough questions. And to no one's surprise, Obama can hardly answer a single question about the specifics of the bill. I would bet 1,000 he hasn't even read the thing. Every single time Bret asks a tough question about specifics, Obama filibusters in an attempt to circumvent his lack of knowledge. The President saying that this ENORMOUS bill reduces the budget is a complete bald-faced lie. The taxpayers will pay in to healthcare 4 years before one dollar is paid out. That would like buying a new car, having to pay on it for 4 years before you get to drive it, and then telling people that you didn't pay anything for the car. This Congressional Budgetary Office's report is a lie. This is the most corrupt political move in the history of our country. Never before has something so important to every American been passed like this bill is being passed. Claiming that this enormous program will cut the deficit is exactly what the Medicare and Medicaid programs showed, yet they both grew the budget more than any programs had before. Make no mistake, this bill will pass. This bill will destroy healthcare as we know it. This bill will further cripple this weak and battered economy. This bill will change the face of America and dull the future of our children's health and socioeconomic stability. This bill will cost many politicians their jobs. Unfortunately for America, it will probably be too little, too late.


I'm begging you. PLEASE WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN/WOMAN. PLEASE WRITE YOUR SENATORS. THIS IS YOUR COUNTRY.

They don't care what you say.

Walgreens is the first business to stop accepting Medicaid due to government mismanagement and poor reimbursements. A surgeon friend of mine said many of his colleagues will stop accepting Medicare patients. Basically, that means people will have to pay out of pocket to see talented physicians. Sure, Obamacare will provide healthcare paid for by your tax dollars aka "free", but it will be second rate health care provided by second rate physicians and clinicians. If your children are sick, if you yourself are sick, wouldn't you want to see the best. Yeah, me too, that's why I'm starting to save my money.

How dare you take what is OWED to me...

ATLANTA -- A state lawmaker is sponsoring a bill that would require random yearly drug testing for Georgia welfare recipients and those receiving state unemployment benefits.
“We need to make sure that in times like this more than ever that our tax dollars of the people that we represent, that their money is being spent wisely,” said State Rep. Michael Harden, R-Toccoa.

But some lawmakers are calling the idea un-American. State Rep. Tyrone Brooks, D-Atlanta, described the bill as "anti-poor."
Harden’s bill would require those receiving the benefits to foot the bill for the drug tests, which typically cost $25. A positive result would strip a recipient of his or her benefits.

“We’re talking about saving millions, if not tens of millions. Not to mention, we are going to be able to identify those people who have addiction problems and get them some help,” said Harden.
“I think it’s very reasonable idea,” said Kiera Nelson of Atlanta. “If you worked for a job, you would be getting drug tested.”
“I kind of feel like it is a little invasive myself, as far as being in people’s personal lives,” said Jason Ward of Atlanta.
CBS Atlanta’s Rebekka Schramm asked Harden what would happen to children whose parents test positive for drugs.
“Well, that’s a very valid question,” Harden said. “That’s something that was thought out in depth. We’re not going to allow our state’s most precious and most vulnerable to drop through the cracks because of something that their parents or guardians are participating in. We’re going to get parents the help and we’re going to make sure that those dollars go to those kids and that’s what it’s intended to do.”

Finally. Asking someone contributing nothing to society to take a drug test in order to receive benefits is not only reasonable, it's vital. It's vital for our tax system. It's vital for our crime rate. It's vital for our children. If I were to apply for a job, I would most certainly be drug tested. Why shouldn't people living off of the hand of tax payers? The tax payers funding these people's lives get up every morning and commute to their place of drug free employment or else. Why should we demand less of welfare recipients. Arguing that it would be bad for children to be taken away from their drug addicted, parasitic parents is the most illogical argument I've ever heard. Removing drugs from the lives of children might give them their only chance of living a healthy and viable life. If you're reading this and finding yourself disagreeing with this bill, whether you're on drugs or not, makes you part of the problem. This isn't a case of civil liberties being violated. You can refuse the test; conversely, the Government can refuse to keep paying you for being a drug addict drain on society. Last time I checked, drug addict was not something listed on your W-2. Let the Government help you. Use the nearly broken Welfare system to teach you how to fish. It can feed you for a lifetime.

Enough with the big is beautiful bs...

Donna Simpson, believe it or not, no relationship to Jessica Simpson, is a fat ass. Not only is she like 6 lbs heavier than that Precious star, Gabourey Sidibe, but she wants to be 400lbs heavier so she can weigh 1000lbs. I'm so tired of idiots saying big women are beautiful. First of all, no one ever says morbidly obese men are beautiful. You know why? Cause they're not. Second, no one is happy with morbid obesity. It kills you. Everyone knows this to be true. Saying that you're proud of your weight and you love being big and beautiful is a lie. Despite the front you portray, you're crying and dying inside. There's always a reason you're using food as a crutch. There's a reason you weigh 600. A Fat Tax should be added to the obese. Obesity is one of the leading causes of sky rocketing medical care costs. Instead though, healthy people are burdened with those costs even though they're living healthy lifestyles. That's the problem with this country these days. No one accepts reposnsibility for his/her own actions. People know they can eat themselves into early diabetes, heart disease, vascular disease, amputations, and they know that medicaid/medicare aka TAXPAYERS will provide them with health care and a Rascal so they can wheel around Wal-Mart furthering their laziness and obesity. Being negligent of your health is the ultimate show of apathy. Unless you have a disease that prevents you from losing weight, being obese and burdening the tax payers funding health care is no different than being jobless and burdening the tax payers funding welfare. If you're overweight decide to change who controls your life. Get hypnotized. Get accupuncture. Call Allergan and find out where you can get a lap band. Do something. Don't accept self loathing. Don't accept being a burden on society.

Floridians are nucking futs part 2

A two-car crash on a Florida highway was caused by a 37-year-old woman who was shaving her bikini area while in the driver's seat, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. Her ex-husband was steering from the passenger seat.

Megan Mariah Barnes and her ex-husband Charles Judy were driving southbound Tuesday morning when they slammed into the back of a pick-up driven by David Schoff after he slowed to take a turn, CBS station WFOR-TV reports.

Barnes said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be "ready for the visit," trooper Gary Dunick explained.

Holy Beaver! This woman is so trashy she shaves her junk on the way to meet her boyfriend with her ex-husband in the passengers seat? This story even seems ridiculous for a Floridian. I've said many times before, Florida is like the mecca for crazy rednecks, molesters, cars with more add-ons than the car itself is worth, murderers and people that have an affinity for being bat shit crazy. It's just baffling to me that people all over the US think of Florida as this oasis of palm trees, exotic beaches and beautiful people. It's not. It might have beaches and palm trees, but trust me, if you take Miami out, it's full of tramp stamps, obesity, and meth labs. Don't take my word for it. Go to watchdog and search any zip code in Florida for sexual predators. It will look like a Jackson Pollock painting you'll see so many colored spots. Miami and Disney are the only redeeming places...only because Floridians aren't found anywhere in the two places. Despite being such a loathsome place, I have to admit, the entertainment is awesome.

Floridians are nucking futs part 1

Floridians shouldn't surprise anyone that's spent any time in any town in the Sunshine State. You can't control these trashy rednecks.

FORT LAUDERDALE (CBS4) Broward Sheriff's Office

Police say Dossey torched his Fort Lauderdale mobile home causing firefighters to put out the blaze to prevent it from spreading to other homes on the 1300 block of Southwest 21st Terrace Wednesday afternoon.

Now, Dossey is charged with first-degree arson.

A neighbor told the newspaper that he had heard Dossey and his father arguing about the water bill, which had totaled $70.

"I guess he got fed up with it," the neighbor Luis Alvarez told CBS4 news partners at the Miami Herald, "and that's the only way he saw out of it."

1971-2010

I hesitated making a comment about this train wreck, but because I loved almost every movie he made in the 80's, I thought I'd at least say something. E! Television interviewed Haim during one of his many losing battles with various drugs, namely pills. Needless to say, things didn't go well...or as he says, "Things weren't going my way." Well Corey, stumping your toe or getting a speeding ticket is an example of things not going your way. When your self-proclaimed Valium habit is 85 pills/day, I'd say that goes a little beyond stumped toes and speeding. Below is Corey at his best and worst:

Camron Diaz is Beautiful

Cameron Diaz should thank her lucky stars. She's basically fooled Hollywood into thinking she's gorgeous, making her living off being a leading lady, and earning tens of millions doing so. I seriously have been racking my brain trying to think of someone that's aging worse than her and I simply can't think of anyone. Lindsay Lohan's diet consists of semen cocaine and cigarettes...yet even she is aging better than this. It's almost like claymation cartoons you see around Christmas time. Poor girl. This is a far cry from Mask and Something About Mary.

Warning!!!

In case there was any confusion, there is a direct relationship between penises one is exposed to and looking like death. This is basically a life lesson to all young women out there. This portrait of skeletor should be used to teach abstinence around the world. Madonna became a pop sensation in 1983. So, in essence, she's had penises flying at her for almost 30 years. Obviously, they've taken their toll.

Wait...what did he just say?

Seriously, I have barely heard anything about this comment. If someone right of left had said this it would be on the front page of the NYT. I thought Dan Rather had buried his career completely, but now, well now, I'm sure of it. What idiot would say something like this? I know most liberal news outlets, if they even cover it, will say it wasn't racially motivated, but 90% of KKK members wouldn't even say something this insulting.

You gotta be kidding me...

This is how I know Hollywood, in general, sucks right now. Movies, as evidence last night, are awful. There is simply no star power anymore. Mostly, I know this because dorky bloggers, excluding me of course, rave about this chick. This is just a prime example of how someone can have a lot of the attributes that represent beauty, namely huge breasts, but somehow, it just doesn't work. She looks a little like one of the characters in Where the Wild Things Are. I could be on a walk through the forest and stumble upon her, tied to the ground like in Gulliver's Travels, and it wouldn't surprise me one bit. She looks like a gigantic version of a normal person. She's like hyperbole personified. She doesn't just have red hair, she has hair on fire. She doesn't just have big breasts, she has breasts that could kill you by asphyxiation. She doesn't have pale skin, she has chalk. She looks one of the actresses that play corpses on CSI: Miami. Instead, she makes tons of money as a TV star. I hate Hollywood more than Aids.

Butter face?

Bar Rafywhatever is one of the world's greatest enigmas. I've admired Leo's conquests for years, but this chick, I simply don't get. One cannot argue that her body is fantastic. In fact my friend, Chris, makes his living off girls like this. To me though, it just just looks like her head and body don't match. She has the face of a weathered, tennis playing mom in early 40's. It's like someone played Mr Potato Head with a supermodel body. Agree or disagree, Leo has taken an enormous step back here.

Albeit weak, it's more than most.

With approval ratings south of 20 percent, Congress isn't exactly acing its performance review -- and one congresswoman thinks it's time the American people started docking members' pay.

Rep. Ann Kirkpatrick, D-Ariz., last week introduced a bill to cut pay for members of Congress by 5 percent. She said it hasn't made her the most popular person in the House of Representatives, but it's starting to gain bipartisan support.

"I'll tell you, there is nothing like asking the people you work with to take a cut in pay and see the concern on their faces," Kirkpatrick told Fox News on Monday.

The first-term congresswoman said she's hopeful, given the enormous fiscal challenges facing the country, the measure can pass. She said she's already started handing over 5 percent of her pay every month -- or $870 -- to help chisel away at the national debt.

"I'm putting my money where my mouth is. I'm leading by example and I hope my colleagues will join me," she said.

The current salary for a member of Congress is $174,000. Leaders earn more.

"The last time Congress took a cut in pay was 77 years ago. I don't know anyone who has not had a pay cut in 77 years," she said.

It's been 77 years of constant pay increases for Congress. If this doesn't make you hate these people more, what will? People are struggling to put food on their table and clothes on their children; meanwhile, members of Congress consistently vote themselves a raise every year. When do Americans start to demand representation in Washington? According to Harry Reid, it's a "GREAT DAY," when only 36,000 people lose their jobs. If the private sector is evaluated on job performance, why can't our Congressmen and women?

Your politician thinks you're stoopid.

Politics are becoming so numbing and disgusting, they're forcing us to a level of apathy never before seen in our country's history. John Edward's aide, Andrew Young's forthcoming tell-all indeed tells it all about the Man of the People:

"Fat rednecks" sicken John Edwards. That means you. And me. And pretty much everyone he claimed to "represent."

John Edwards is an Atkins-dieter who hated making appearances at state fairs where "fat rednecks try to shove food down my face. I know I'm the people's senator, but do I have to hang out with them?"

This man was almost elected President of the United States. I know both parties are despicable, but America and its people cannot afford to elect another President that hates the people he/she represents. The liberal left insist they stand for the "misfortunate". The truth is, they prey on the misfortunate. Keeping their constituents hungry, thirsty, hopeful and stupid is their Modus operandi. In order to retain their level of power, democratic constituents must remain dependent on the government that ironically and intentionally, keeps them there. The Democratic party doesn't believe in its party's people. They ridicule them. I'd be damned if I stood in line to cast my vote for a party that despised me. I'd be damned if I believed in words like hope and change from the mouth of scoundrels that rely on me to stay there or think I'm too stupid to know the difference.

Sean "Two Face" Penn

Just after the earthquake in Haiti, Sean Penn decided that it would make him look less like an asshole if he took 11 doctors, X-Ray machines and a ventilator over to set up a medical relief organization. So, that's what he did...except he still managed to look like an asshole.

In an interview with CBS' Sunday Morning, Sean was asked about the haters and he responded with: "I guess I've been so away from it all-- and our tent camp in Haiti that I haven't had an awful lot of time to pay attention to them. You know, do I hope that those people die screaming of rectal cancer? Yeah. You know, but I'm not going to spend a lot of energy on it."

Sean Penn is so despicable. Honestly, it would be like pulling a drowning child out of the water with your left hand and pushing someone in with your right. Screaming of rectal cancer? Seriously, Sean? You better watch all those heaters you're burning because if anyone is on the fast track to "the cancer", it's you broseph. Tip: When you do good deeds with your undeserved fortune, make sure you don't condemn your critics with rectal cancer. Have you ever noticed how Democrats speak of tolerance. Tolerance, unless you disagree with them. That's funny, I think. Anyway, imagine for one second, if you can keep your lunch down, that Sean Penn and Meryl Streep make a baby together. As soon as that child could walk it would start branding people with the sign of the beast and destroying the world with the Ten Plagues of Egypt. I would rather burst into flames than have carnal knowledge of Meryl Streep.

Onlinetaxrevolt.com

Since a tax system focused on killing the drive, initiative and hard work of the producers of this country and giving it to the leeches isn't just counterintuitive, but stupid and Communistic, sign up for the online tax revolt. I know most of us are all out working, contributing to society...ohh...and paying for welfare families that refuse to ameliorate their "bad luck". So, we don't have time to physically march to Washington; therefore, sign up your Avatar to do it for you.

http://www.onlinetaxrevolt.com/

Just not the sharpest knife in the drawer...

Hanging around Rihanna has to be so rewarding. At all times, no matter the circumstances, you're always the smart friend. Especially moments when she "pulls" four times on the door clearly labeled "push" and you walk up and gently push it open and she looks over, smiles and says, "God, you're like, so smart and stuff." It's not that I dislike Rihanna. In fact, she's quite likable. She's just so dumb. Dumb with stupid hair. Her latest makeover was clearly a Three Stooges inspired look. Somewhere, in some place in the afterlife, Moe is very proud.

Asians and their video games...

Police said a Korean couple spent up to12 hours a day at internet cafes, leaving their three-month-old daughter home alone at their apartment in Suwon, South Korea.

Police said the couple became obsessed with living online and neglected their real lives, The Sun reports.

They raised an avatar baby through their profiles on a Second Life-style game called PRIUS, while their real daughter was given just one bottle of milk a day.

Father-of-the-year, Kim Yoo-chul, 41, and mom-extraordinaire, Choi Mi-sun, 25, called the emergency services when they returned from one online session in September last year and found their daughter dead.

"We found she had passed away when we woke up in the morning," they said.

But cops became suspicious about how severely dehydrated the baby was.

A spokesman for the National Scientific Criminal and Investigation Laboratory, which carried out an autopsy on the girl, said, "she appears to have starved to death because she was not fed for such a long period of time."

Authorities caught up with them Tuesday and charged them with child abuse and neglect.

"Due to our sense of guilt, we have not been to a PC gaming room over these five months," they said.


WOW! Five months? That's great. You mean you haven't been lured back to your second-life to nurture your Avatar child while real flesh and blood dies in the other room? You guys are so selfless. Your sacrifice is Christ like...truly unparalleled.

By the way, online games are massively popular in South Korea. So popular in fact, a 28-year-old man recently dropped dead after playing his favorite game, Starcraft, for 50 hours non-stop without eating or drinking. Thank God that happened. I couldn't sleep tonight knowing someone that stupid might talk to me tomorrow.

Earth to Jessica

Jessica Simpson will appear on the Oprah show today in an attempt to boost her self image by being the skinniest person in the room. She reveals her frustration with people's obsession with her weight and John Mayer's tell-all interview that revealed her wildcat ways in the bedroom.

In an interview on “The Oprah Winfrey Show,” which airs Wednesday, the 29-year-old Simpson says,“I’m a little bit angry ... I’m a little bit angry.”

In the interview, Mayer called Simpson “sexual napalm” and added that she is “crazy” in bed.

Simpson, who has kept quiet since the scandal broke, told Winfrey, “I don’t want people to know how I am in bed.”


Jess...newsflash...that's all we want to know about. No one cares about your stupid show examining beauty in other cultures. No one cares about people calling you fat. Seriopusly, all we care about is you looking hot. That's pretty much all you have to offer us. You should know that by now. You're essentially famous because you wore short shorts and looked fantastic in them. If you want to be famous again and not crying "woe is is me" to Oprah, or begging for stupid shows on dying networks(VH1), you'll drop some el bees and put those shorts back on. Trust me on this one.

Whitney Houston has limitless talent tolerance for drugs

This video is from Whitney's recent concert in Brisbane. If you think of Whitney Houston when you hear, "I will always love you" you will forever hope you never think of her again if you watch this whole video. In fact, someone could slip me six roofies, prop me up in a chair, and wake me up to this howling hyena entertaining Brisbane watching her career disappear into the abyss, and I would do everything within my power to end my life. Whitney Houston looks like balls, but she sounds worse. 15 years ago, Whitney Houston was making gold records in her sleep. Now, it's all drug induced sleep. This world just sucks. Cute, sometimes hot girls like Brittany Murphy OD, while drug addict monsters like Whitney and Lindsay continue to poison me with their refusals to quit living. Just doesn't seem fair.