



Kelly Brook is the sun. She couldn't be hotter if someone poured cayenne pepper on her and lit her on fire. It's taken her about 8 years and one Billy Zane relationship to become relevant, at least to everyone but me. I think this might be her year. Kelly is starring in Piranha 3-D coming soon to theaters. It's gonna be a horrific movie, but because it's 3-D, has tons of naked chicks that look like this, it will be a cult following hit. It's practically impossible for a woman to be more attractive than this. Honestly, I thought about the possibilities for 10 seconds, but then I passed out and woke up in a puddle of my own urine, so I won't try that again.
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