Jennifer Anniston should wake up every day and thank her lucky stars that Brad Pitt got drunk one night and decided to love her. If it weren't for him, she would be David Schwimmer or Matt LeBlanc. It's no wonder she can't get over him and orchestrates herself to cover magazines that he might read like, Architectural Digest. Remove her rhinoplasty and she's this: (UH OH).
This is the most painful interview I've ever seen, but since I'm a loser, I watched the whole thing. Brad Pitt looked as if he was ready to dive off that balcony about 45 seconds into the interview. Unfortunately for him, the pain was just beginning. I understand a little why stars bitch all the time about how stressed they are because if I had to endure this insufferable "journalist" for three minutes I would shove a red hot poker in my eyeball. If you want to feel complete and total rage for the first time your life, fast-foward to the 5:16 mark where you'll see this idiot stalk Brad Pitt's eyes like snake charmer then grab at his face. WTF? Who's grabs someone's face? This lady couldn't interview Kermit the Frog professionally. I'm not joking when I say that Ann Curry isn't qualified to deliver the news on Nickelodean. I'm like Brad Pitt if he weren't so fat, but the only way I could've survived this interview would've been a promise that I could inject the swine flu into Ann Curry.
It's almost like interviewers try to create a scenario that would create the most gutwrenching heartache for Jennifer Anniston.
"So Brad, when you said in GQ that you hadn't started living until you met Angelina and that you regret ever marrying that Plain Jane Jennifer Anniston, do you still feel that way?"
"You also said that you thank God everyday for Nicole Kidman and Cathrine Zeta Jones backing out of the lead for Mr and Mrs Smith because you found the love of your life, the mother of your children, the sexiest and most fertile woman on the planet..." Tell me about that?
I would feel sorry for her, but it's been like a decade or something and every chance she gets, she spills her guts about her hatred for Angelina Jolie. It must be tough to be the equivalent of Molly Ringwold, but when your ex husband marries (ANGEL)ina Jolie, it's understandable that you're self confidence could be utterly decimated. I bet Anniston played tick-tac-toe with the butcher knife on the inside of her leg last night. Look on the bright side, Marley and Me is #2 at the box office and Owen Wilson has the only nose on Earth that resembles a question mark. I love you Brad! (cut to Jennifer kissing television).
