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Princess, yes real Princess Olivia Wilde, is gorgeous. She's probably gonna be the new "it" girl. In fact, when she left House MD as the magnificent "13", so did I. Her face is so ridiculously perfect, it's kind of funny looking. It's like a big square that in some pictures, makes her look like a huge angular head on a tiny body. Agreed though, that's really splitting hairs. She has these piercing cat-like eyes that are so intense, especially in the bedroom, it's almost as if they'll steal your soul(cue music) Bow Chicka Wow Wow. These pictures should only be looked at if you have a lot of experience looking at and admiring beautiful women, because, I'm telling you, these can really escalate a situation quickly...thanks, Mr. Burgundy.

Olivia Wilde puts on a model clinic...

If you're a guy and you're chasing a girl with facial features this perfect, your bank account better be very very large with a helluva lot if 0's; otherwise, like Jackson Browne's "Rosie", you're gonna be going home with someone very familiar tonight. You see, Olivia Wilde is married to some Italian prince. So unless you have a crown in your family line, you lose. It's kind of obvious though. Look at this chick. If I had a one night stand with this girl, I'd bronze my penis like baby shoes.

I'm pretty sure Olivia Wilde was created on a Mac graphics program

I've been looking at this picture and I know I'm supposed to recognize the beauty and I do, it's just that something about it is too good. It just seems too perfect. The porcelain skin, the chiseled feminine features, the smile, the crystal blue eyes, all of it, it just scares me. If you look at it for 6 hours like I have, you'll see it too. I can't put my finger on it, but she looks like something from one of those high budget sci-fi movies during the summer starring Will Smith and Tom Cruise where a hot female human-looking robot meets you at the door with a beer, then takes your coat and your briefcase and offers you fellatio. They usually end up shooting them in the face after they have a short circuit and they try to kill them while having sex, so I guess it just proves, sometimes things are just too good to be true.

Hey Will Ferrell, Screw You.

Protect Insurance Companies PSA from Will Ferrell

This is the epitome of arrogance and and ignorance in Hollywood. Since when do we apologize for being capitalists? Since when is, God forbid, making a profit something we should be embarrassed about? The irony of this son-of-a-bitch is that he made 31 million dollars last year standing on blue taped x's on the floor and reciting some lines in movies that perpetuate your stupidity. The video should say, "Why does Columbia Pictures want to lower actors salaries when they're doing just fine making millions of dollars in profits?" By the way, good job, Will, Step Brothers was amazing. That movie was pure cinematic wizardry. The reason these people always leave you scratching your head because of the stupid things they've said is because they are stupid. Most Hollywood entertainers are famous in their early 20's, if they make it big time. They may claim to have struggled, but who didn't at that age? Who didn't work as a bartender or a server in some restaurant? By the time these people are late 20's their paychecks are more than most CEO's. When things come that easily for you, it becomes easy to feel a little guilt. These people have no concept of reality. ZERO. They don't know the struggles of socialized health care, financial strife, or just trying to make a living in middle America. Their problems are paying their way out of legal woes stemming from Cocaine possession and DUI's, multiple divorces, having people from other countries raise their kids, and rubbing their wealth in the faces of working people in videos like this. It certainly isn't health care. Trust me, they get health care negotiated through the Screen Actors Guild and it's much better than Government Health Care our veterans receive. Will Ferrell, you're a dick. Shut your stupid mouth. No one with a clue is laughing.

Olivia Wilde makes me smile.

I have to say that I've been talking about Olivia Wilde for months...long before that pitiful excuse for a Men's magazine named her to their "Top 100". Apparently, more people read this blog than I thought because her popularity and sheer sexiness has taken the world by storm. Not just me, but Megan Fox also thinks pretty highly of Olivia:

“I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.”

Well, Megan, me too. I'm not sure what mountain oxen are or do, but I would try to strangle a drove of them if it meant 26 seconds with Olivia Wilde. Seriously, I would sprint the anchor leg of the 4X400 relay on fire while running on top of dirty needles and rattlesnakes for a chance to serve Olivia Wilde a burrito.

Olivia Wilde...she got my vote.

To say that *GASP* magazines, which btw are so 20th century, like Maxim and Playboy are pointless and irrelevant, would be like saying Lindsay Lohan is a string bean coke head. In like 20 years, people will pick up words printed on paper and they will repsond like those two kids playing OUTLAW did on Back to the Future II. "Aww...you gotta use your hands." Anyway, Maxim is the dumbest idea ever invented. Imagine the guy that invented Maxim sitting around thiking of the next genius idea. He's thinking, he's thinking, and BAM!!! Playboy, but with more clothes!!!! BRILLIANT!!!! Well, albeit the magazines days are numbered, they finally got their MAXIM TOP 100 right this year...well almost right. Here's the top 10.

1. Olivia Wilde
2. Megan Fox
3. Bar Refaeli **
4. Malin Akerman
5. Mila Kunis
6. Eliza Dusku *
7. Adriana Lima
8. Rihanna
9. Jordana Brewster *
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt **********

* Denotes WTF
** Denotes Trey's WTF
********** Denotes Jennifer Love Hewitt

13 is my favorite number...

House M.D., resident hottie, Olivia Wilde, reminds me again why I watch the show. Why isn't she a Hollywood leading lady? Are they really trying to convince me that Midgett Johansson, Jennifer Plainniston, Renee Zellwhatever, and Cameron Diaz are better looking than this girl? Please.