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This is what happens when Sport Illustrated Swimsuit cover models lose their minds and succumb to a raging sea of estrogen and uberconfidence telling them they'll still be the object of desire for millions of men with short hair. Sorry Brooklyn, but you couldn't be more wrong. We've gone over this...for the love of God. Ladies...let's recap: Being a hot female is the most valuable commodity on Earth. That aforementioned hotness is accentuated with long hair. Why do men like long hair? It's because millions of years of evolution tell us that long hair is evident of a healthier female whose more likely to successfully pass on our genes. It's very simple. I just don;t get the short hair. Save the short hair when you take up golf, start playing bridge or join the women on Wednesday for quilting. Short hair works perfect for women in those activities. I'll tell you where it doesn't work...for models and girls I want to have sex with. Is Brooklyn still pretty, yes. Is she still the object of my desire, not for at least 8 more months. This is the worst American Tragedy since Theodore Dreiser wrote about one.
This is how she used to torture me.
