OMG...please stop with your nonsense

Megan, despite your best efforts to be sexy, bisexual, and Angelina Jolie, you really have fooled Hollywood enough by now so that you don't have to act so effing stupid by trying to be the center of attention everywhere you go. First of all, the chick to your left, that's Cate Blanchett. While you spend your time collecting tattoos and trying to be mysterious like Angelina Jolie circa 1998, she spends her time collecting Oscars, class, spokesmodel contracts and faces of Chanel, Gucci, and Givenchy contracts. What I'm trying to say without being rude or insensitive is you're stupid. When you do things like this it makes me want to punch your dumb ass. Please stop. You're like nails on a chalk board. You're famous because some plastic surgeon sliced and diced your imperfections and then you fell on Michael Bay's grenade (literally and figuratively) for a role in Bad Boys 2 and then Transformers. There are literally 20 girls in Hollywood right now hotter and more talented than you...including this girl.

Megan Fox...tick tick tick. That's your 15 minutes slowly ticking away.

Isabel Lucas is the new "Megan Fox" in Transformers 2. But when I say she's the new Megan Fox, I mean that she's the unheard of girl everyone in Hollywood is talking about. Well for once I can say that I agree whole heartedly with all the news outlets talking about this chick. This is about the most fresh faced, naturally drop dead sexy girl you'll ever see...ever. When Megan Fox stops staring at her horrific Marilyn Monroe tattoo and plotting to steal Angelina Jolie's identity and career like Single White Female, she'll realize that Michael Bay cast a much hotter, more talented, and sexier girl and then her career, as I called it before, is over. Megan Fox is like a trailer park version of Angelina Jolie. These recent pictures of Isabel Lucas will make you go stock up on a lifetime supply of KY warming. This girl makes it seem so effortless you almost feel sorry for her hotness. Meanwhile, Megan Fox goes around Hollywood insinuating she's bisexual (COUGH) Jolie, gets tattoos eevery five minutes (COUGH) Jolie, displays her sexuality ad nauseum in an attention starved gestures like this. Anyway, enjoy this girl, evidence that beautiful woman with Eastern European features are my kryptonite and achilles heel all wrapped in one 115lb package of sexual desire.