Wait a doggone second...they're what?

Surely you're pulling my leg. The sitch and the 16 and Pregnant poster child were chosen by Candies as the spokespeople for their abstinence campaign? I can only think the executives at Candies are pointing at pictures of the average American and laughing like humans do at the gorilla exhibits, "look, they're so funny." Selecting these two as models for abstinence is like letting magic Johnson teach teenagers about wearing condoms, or Jeffrey Dahmer being selected by PETA as vegetarian of the 20th century, or Lindsay Lohan leading the anti-penis campaign. I'm 32 years old and I've never witnessed something less rational. Holy smokes, I've never been more over two numbskulls.

Delta Goodrem part 2

Way back in October of 2008, when our country wasn't spiraling into the abyss like something just flushed, I posted a few photos of an unknown hottie, Delta Goodrem. Again, I'm not sure what this chick does, but she clearly doesn't understand how to be famous in this post-Real World/Jersey Shore period of notoriousness. There are like 2 trillion Hollywood chicks more famous than this girl, but only like three more attractive. You could build a chick like "Lisa" from Weird Science and you wouldn't get perfection like this. And the name, come on, it's like a sign from God you should be more famous. You've got to get liquored up, Delta, flash, nip slip, something. You know you wanna do it...everybody's doing it.