MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

An exposed look inside my life and my obsessions.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Welcome to Atlanta, where the playaz play...

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On a scale of 1-10, Ray Edwards scored a 113.9 with this one. Atlanta Falcon defensive end, Ray Edwards, must have had one hell of a night ...

The ambiguity of FAMILY seems crystal clear to me...why not you?

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I know there will be many of you that read these words with austere eyes. There will be many that vehemently disagree with my position on t...

Meth head kidnapper sues victims...yep, you read that right.

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A man who held a Kansas couple hostage in their home while fleeing from authorities is suing them, claiming that they broke an oral contract...
Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Patrice Oneal RIP

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While people like the Kardashians, Paris, and Lindsay, walk around this earth adding absolutely zero instrinsic value to humanity, comedic g...
Thursday, November 17, 2011

That's one way to do it...

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I laughed out loud when I read this one. I think it's great. Only in college.

The simple difference between guys and girls

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This one exchange of text messages summarizes how differently men and women approach relationships, work, and life.

Yo momma's on crack rock...

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29 year old Juliette Dunn was spending the day doing what any average mom would do. She got up, dressed her kids (a 4 year old and a 10 mont...

Scattered Smothered and Covered

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21 year old Taco Bell employee, Erica Wilson, wanted to be more than just f*ck buddies with her first cousin, 32 year old Jesse Brooks. Broo...
Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Ten minutes till Wapner...

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When I think of having children, I hope for their happiness, for ease of life, for intelligence. I don't think of Rain Man. I'm no...

Hurdles like a BOSS.

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Most people would watch this video and immediately think he's the worst athlete in the entire world. As a guy that takes pride in march...

All I can say is that my life is pretty plain...

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Im so disturbed by this video, I don't even know where to start. This bald dude has one of the creepiest "get ups" I've e...
Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Adriana Lima makes my heart go pitty pat...

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Adriana Lima, officially one of the most beautiful women of all time (I judged), released the workout and diet regiment she adheres to in or...
Monday, November 14, 2011

Frank Miller FTW

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Frank Miller is a 54 year old comic book artist/creator, film director, and screenwriter, with blockbusters under his belt like, 300, Sin Ci...

The Sandusky Home: A majestic view for pedophiles.

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Jerry Sandusky, the rapist enabled by Penn State coaches and officials, had his house vandalized. It seems a large object was thrown throug...

SNL has a flash of brilliance.

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No one can rival my disdain for SNL over the last few years. I find it barely creative, remotely imaginative, and painfully unfunny; howeve...
Thursday, November 10, 2011

Nittany Lions

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Dear Penn State, How can this ordeal come as a surprise to anyone? For what, 60 or so years you've had JoePa tied to that program, rack...
Wednesday, November 2, 2011

We can skin a buck, we can run a trotline

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I was discussing the upcoming game between the Bayou Tigers and the fat rednecks from Alabama today and we couldn't remember a bigger mi...

The Body Issue deserves an ESPY

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I usually don't see the value of anything using the print medium, but ESPN gets it. Not only have they created, perfected, and reinvent...

Im gna take you by surprise and make you realize amanda.

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Hollywood is so stupid. They propel talentless hideous sea donkeys to stardom while girls like Amanda, are left picking up the scraps with ...
Tuesday, November 1, 2011

And we wonder what's wrong with America....holy smokes.

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The arrest of a drug smuggler in Eagle Pass, Texas has put the arresting officer, Jesus “Chito” Diaz, behind bars for two years. The Mexican...
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Trey
Atlanta, Georgia, United States
This blog started sometime in 2006. That seems like a lifetime ago. I was living in Florida at the time, trying desperately to rid myself that miserable state and I thought I would start an outlet to funnel my haplessness into something more positive and creative. Through the years, I've had people write me from places lliterally all over the world telling me that they hate my stupid blog, that I objectify women, they love my blog and its blatant satire, and that I embarrass them (sorry mom). Nonetheless, I enjoy writing so much and when I'm not writing, I always come back to this blog and over-promise yet under-deliver. For the thousandth time, I'm reopening Exposedandnaked.com. I've even registered the domain, so this time, it's official and stuff. If you read something you like, or something you don't, leave me a message. In fact, if the story involves Florida being terrible or human beings letting the world down, I love that stuff. Regardless if you're an old fan or a new fan, friend or foe, I hope you enjoy my life's passion as much as I do.
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