MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

I have been wanting to post these pictures all day, but when I look at them, I black out and wake up amidst full body cramping a...

Tuesday, my arch nemesis, lip synched the National Anthem.  Generally, I would say, "no big deal," but this is the freaking Pre...

When it comes to poisoning my liver and giving my body what it "needs" and "demands", nothing massages me into a ni...

Jennifer Lawrence, of Hunger Games and Silver Lining Playbook, was recently voted Most Desirable Woman of 2012, according to vanity Fai...

This is exactly why I don't "Rise Up", whatever the hell that means.  It appears when you "Rise Up" you get stabbe...

Anna Welker, Wes Welker's wife, took to Facebook to remind everyone of what they already know... that Ray Lewis and his God-li...

Admittedly, I don't know a lot about soccer.  I'm learning, but only because my nephew is awesome....

I've given up on integrity in sports.  It's one thing to juice your ass off and dominate your sport while shattering record boo...

In a recent interview with Harper's Bazaar, Jennifer Lopez made an incredible effort to identify with her fan ...

"The best way of doing good to the poor, is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it." -Benjamin F...

Every year, in January, I look back throughout the year to remind me how miserably stupid people are in this world.  To me, there is no bett...

Two Placer County teenage girls were arrested for allegedly using drugged milkshakes to knock out the parents of one of the girls so th...

As if cops needed another reason to hate you, or use excessive force to curtail their almost guaranteed and rapant steroid use, Thur...

Now it's been a while since I last added my completely original and always superiorly presented viewpoints, but this video drips of sexy...

So, it appears Coachella is upon us again. If you don't know what that is, it's basically a dress up party for celebrities to prete...

A defendant named Fellony was arrested yesterday for felony battery after she allegedly struck a woman in the head with a glass at an Indian...

Lara Flynn Boyle used to be kind of a star in the 90's. She did Wayne's World, which for most actors in that movie, turned out to b...

As you all already know, Hollyweird sucks. I support it, I suppose, in the same way I'm fascinated by really gruesome injuries and acci...

Keith Olbermann was fired from like his 21st job in 19 years recently and last night he went on Letterman to discuss his demise. Letterman ...

Mark Mark has been busy lifting the Funky Bunch it seems...as well as syringes filled to the brim with anabolic steroids. I have to admit, ...