MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

I'm not the wisest of 35 year olds on Earth, but one thing I can say without equivocation is I never knew a woman's uterus could b...

Kate Upton   @KateUpton   “ @ jakedavidson23 :  youtube.com/watch?v=NvxqUE… ” you can call me Katie if you want! How could I...

 Today, February 26, 2013 is a sad day for my internet pleasure. For about 8 years there has been one website that I have been more loya...

Sarah Jessica Parker is the biggest enigma to come out of Hollywood in my lifetime.  She's a wretched actress.  Her character on Sex...

This post is gonna cause an uproar among dumb guys because so many people make such a big deal out of this chick. Frankly, I don't ge...

Oscar Pistorius held his head in his hands and wept openly in court Friday as prosecutors said they w...

This son-of-a-bitch stole my schtick. I've been making fun of Florida for 10 years. Why? Because I lived there and Florida sucks....

 Being 6'6" 265lbs and athletic is ridiculous. God just never gives size strength and athleticism. It's so rare that if you...

Matthew Falkner found out the hard way after he passed out drunk in the drive-thru of a Jensen Beach Taco Bell and his car caught fire. T...

Rihanna and Chris Brown were so close together at the Grammy's they looked like marsupials. They were overheard saying, "Ike...

North Korea rarely lets its people have electricity because in that God forsaken country the delusional leaders are using it all to create...

View more videos at: http://nbcmiami.com . Penelope Soto, 18, was arrested for possession of Xanax and was brought before Miami-Dade Cir...

For anyone that has followed this blog for years (thanks mom), you would know my level of disdain for Beyonce Thunder Thighs Knowle...

A nurse was arrested for committing a sex act with a corpse at a hospital, police said Tuesday. Alejandro Lazo, 61, was arrested at Sherm...

For your Friday night enjoyment I've arranged a little viewing pleasure. This is El Debarge . If you don't remember them, well,...

I have been wanting to post these pictures all day, but when I look at them, I black out and wake up amidst full body cramping a...

Tuesday, my arch nemesis, lip synched the National Anthem.  Generally, I would say, "no big deal," but this is the freaking Pre...

When it comes to poisoning my liver and giving my body what it "needs" and "demands", nothing massages me into a ni...

Jennifer Lawrence, of Hunger Games and Silver Lining Playbook, was recently voted Most Desirable Woman of 2012, according to vanity Fai...

This is exactly why I don't "Rise Up", whatever the hell that means.  It appears when you "Rise Up" you get stabbe...