Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Pam Anderson is a natural, stunning beauty.


The average human is made of 75 trillion cells. In 5 seconds, you lose 50,000 cells. I'm guessing Pam is losing them at a much more alarming rate. She looks like a cross between a Duck-billed platypus, Herpes, and Sloth from Goonies. If this opened the door to a little boy for Halloween, I'm pretty sure the he would ask her who she's dressed as...because he loves her costume. You could put her picture on a meth makeover billboard and you would never second guess its validity.

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