The two best shows ever on television...

For those hungry to find more outlets to waste your lives please look no further. Don't ever miss another episode of "A Double Shot at Love," or "Momma's Boys." OMG treasures like this only come around every ten years or so. The last two shows this beautifully disasterous were Temptation Island and Paradise Hotel. These couldn't possibly be better if you tried a thousand years.

A Double Shot at Love is about two bisexual twin girls a.k.a. twins willing to do anything (pun intended) to be famous including being a fake bisexual. Did I mention they're looking for fame...I mean their soul mates. The great thing about this show is the array of white trash and pitiful losers they have to choose from. The irony of the show is that you're in big trouble with the twins if you proclaim yourself a lesbian, but get caught flirting or making out with a guy even though this show is essentially just a booze fueled orgy in a huge California house. Morals suddenly matter when you lie about being a lesbo. If you don't watch another show this year this has to be TIVO'd. It comes on MTV. It's epic. Trust me. Thanks Brad, for making my Tuesday night.



On a sad note, however, Kandice Hutchinson, the makeup artist from Texas that was eliminated last night on episode 2, was involved in a street racing accident in October and was thrown from the car and pronounced dead at the scene. She is one of the most outspoken girls on the show, so that sucks. Producers have edited her outrageousness out of respect for the family.
Her 350Z at the scene.



Ok ok ok....now to Momma's Boys. This show is lucky enough to have Ryan Gaycrest as the executive producer. This is far and away the most prolific and ingenious moment of his diverse career. The point of this show is to create as much drama as possible in one hour by adding three mothers that have creepy mother son attachment issues already, but pretending and forcing them to choose a whore...I mean skank...I mean soul mate for their respective sons. Oh, did I mention that one mother is Jewish, one is an Iraqi-American racist-bigot, and the other seems more interested in the girls for her own curiosities. Seriously people, you could search the world over and never find a cast of characters more absurd than these. Between these two shows, I'm gonna have to schedule my carpal tunnel surgery right now due to all the blogging material. It's beyond words. In both shows people cried within the first three minutes. God, I'm so excited.