Monday, December 8, 2008

Philanthropist, Humanitarian, Abiding Citizen, Man of the Year, Overall Good Guy, Rightfully has Unmerited Charges Dropped...



A Las Vegas judge has dismissed drug and battery charges against Marion Knight, known as Suge, the hip-hop mogul and founder of Death Row Records, The Associated Press reported.

Mr. Knight was arrested in August when police officers said they saw him beat Melissa Isaac while holding a knife in a parking lot near the Strip. A complaint filed by the district attorney’s office of Clark County, Nev., also said that Mr. Knight had the drugs Ecstasy and hydrocodone in his possession at the time. Michael Sommermeyer, a spokesman for the court, said Abbi Silver, a justice of the peace, dismissed the charges on Friday without prejudice. Mr. Knight’s lawyer, David Chesnoff, said prosecutors had “discovery problems and witness problems.”

Translation: The witnesses were floating bloated somewhere in the Hudson river). I'm pretty sure Suge Knight could be on video firing a rocket propelled grenade at the White House while pulling donkeys with 600lbs of pure Afghan heroine, and chugging Hennessy with needles sticking out of his arms and somehow, some way, the witnesses of the tape would "dimiss without prejudice" based mostly on the fact that the witnesses rational thinking would be hindered by their heads not being attached to their necks.

The case may not be closed, however: the district attorney’s office filed a notice indicating it may seek a grand jury indictment and revive the charges.

Translation: The D.A. would like to make a name for himself by pursuing this case, but due to the anonymous letter he received in the mail with small assorted sized letters cut out of a magazine that spelled, "Keep it up white boy and you'll meet my MAC-10" he has decided justice has spoken.

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