Friday, January 30, 2009

Full time asshole, part time murderer having trouble with the ladies...




I was reading Foxnews.com and this was the top headline:

"Former Chicago-area police officer Drew Peterson, a suspect in the disappearance of his fourth wife and the death of his third, is finding his love life in shambles."

Why on earth would detective Peterson's love life be in shambles? Isn't every girl looking for a scumbag cop with Brian Bosworth gas station sunglasses and a history of abusing/murdering his wives? Correct me if I'm wrong, but this is every little girl's Cinderella story, is it not?

**Attention All Girls**

If your boyfriend/fiance/Husband/Lover/Pet etc...has the last name Peterson, run!!! Run for your life!!!

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