The most ironic thing ever typed is as follows: Jessica Simpson performs at a chili cookoff in Pembroke Pines Florida. The problem with that is, I'm not convinced it's Jessica Simpson. Instead of Jessica, it could be Whitney, the Plus Sized season 10 winner of America's Next Top Model. I'm seriously not sure because there's no way in thirty-one hells the Dallas Cowboy quarterback beds this land beast. Afterall, Romo could have anyone...like the Daisy Duke wearing Jessica Simpson from Dukes of Hazzard. There's no way Romo would waste his time with Whitney, the plus size winner of America's Next Top Model. Whitney actually might be hotter than this Chili connoisseur, crisco smoothie drinking, hot dog eating champion.
Can you even pick out Whitney?
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I think my mama owns those jeans. HOT!
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