Thursday, January 8, 2009

Wynonna Judd and Jessica Alba Go Shopping...Wait, No They Don't.



Every man knows that the best way to gauge how a woman will age is by looking at her mother. Well let's put it this way. If choosing a life partner is like playing the stock market, my recommendation is you don't go long Jessica Alba. That's one commodity that you can bet your ass will lose its qualitative differentiation. I saw this today and actually breathed a sigh of relief that she's not a cyborg of perfection sent here from the Scientology planet of XENU to eradicate the world of men.

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