Friday, January 16, 2009

Fatonce will sing for the President.



It seems that either the Obama's hearing are almost completely shot, or their taste in music is horrendous. Etta James' At Last, one of the most timeless, romantic, classy songs of all time will be performed by Beyonce "Crisco" Knowles at the inauguration celebration. She also performed this number at the Kennedy Center a few months back and boy was the audience treated to an epic performance. And by epic, I mean similar to hearing a wounded wildabeest fighting on the Serengeti for his life against a pride of lions epic. This pitiful excuse for entertainment is the worst singer on earth. She sings like she's attached to one of those belts from the 1970's that were supposed to help you lose weight. All they really did was vibrate and shake you into a sweat. I would almost bet 250.00 that she wouldn't even get to Hollywood on American Idol. She was by a mile the worst singer in Destiny's Child. If it weren't for her 38" extensions, mile wide ass, and decent face, she would be taking orders at Burger King. Instead, she sings for our President. I'm embarrassed for our country. I would rather hear Wiliam Hung sing Ricky Martin.

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