Monday, January 12, 2009

It's so tight in there anaerobic bacteria could grow.


Beyonce, I know J-zzzzz aka Jesus aka H 2 the Izzo likes your fat ass, but we don't. When you go to a classy awards show, please go for the 10 instead of squeezing into the 6 and using three rolls of duct tape to keep your mammary folds inside. I haven't seen anything so eager for freedom since Shawshank Redemption.

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