I'm not sure what Jennfier Anniston has been doing, besides sticking pins in the voo-doo dolls of the Pitt-Jolie family, or Sharpie(ing) the teeth black of Angelina Jolie on the latest issue of People Magazine. I kid, maybe, but regardless, I guarantee it hasn't had anything to do with flying to Ramstein Airforce Base in Germany to visit our country's troops. Jolie may be weird, but if you still reference a vile of blood around her neck, or her kissing her brother at the Oscars, 100% you're a girl and 100% you loved Friends and think Jolie "stole" Pitt away from Rachel Green. It's been like a million years and all you hear is Anniston still wallowing in the sorrow of Brad Pitt. Get over it. Sad? Try something constructive with your millions of dollars. Instead of spending the weekends in Cabo at your resort with private security and a thousand bikinis, try building schools and feeding starving children in Africa with your millions. Instead of spending weekends with Oprah at her house (how sad), try going over for the day and spending your "celebrity" with our troops who fight terrorism for sometimes less than 30,000 a year. I couldn't despise Jennifer Anniston more if she were the serpent of death mixed with the souls of the Taliban and syphilis blisters.
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