Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Get ready to start cutting....your wrists.



Deadmau5 – $200 – $250K+/show | $21 million earned in 2013



At 23, the Swedish DJ is the youngest artist on our list—and taught himself to produce music using pirated software that he played with from his teenage bedroom.


DJ Pauly D – $40-$60k/show | $13 million earned in 2013

The Jersey Shore star earns half as much per night as some of his DJ brethren, but with 90 performances over the past year and a host of outside business ventures 

I'm sure by now you've either lost conciousness or you've begun plotting your way out out of this world of nonsense that bathes the clowns in luxury for spinning "records" and/or playing hours of prepared mixes and actually doing nothing in front of the stage.  Good for Pauly D, I guess.  If he weren't a "DJ" WETFTM (whatever the f that means), he'd probably be annoying you at your local gym as a "trainer" while he hits on your lonely wife while you're at work daydreaming about running away from your life of bills and overhead.  What, oh your wife doesn't work out?  Sorry bro.  

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