I almost feel bad for Britney. When you're out by the pool and your vagina starts eating your clothes, there is a real big problem. I mean, if it eats your clothes, don't you think it will eat your children too. If I were on vacation and Britney Spears showed up at my pool, I would sprint to the local dive shop only to return with one of those mesh shark resistant suits and a replica sword from The Lord of the Rings. Only then would I dare enter the pool with that flesh eating monster. Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, Beowulf, and Odysseus faced less abhorrent creatures than this and they fought dragons and sh!t.
