Showing posts with label Kim Kardashian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kim Kardashian. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Kim K is a proud momma.


Just when you think the pinnacle of Hollywood's (i use that very loosely, pardon the pun) vapidness has been reached, this fat-assed megalomaniac takes her selfishness to new heights.  I sat this morning trying to compile a list of people that have no regard for children and I could only come up with two: Taliban and Kim K.  The fact that I know this human's name pisses me off.  How many issues will this poor little girl have when she gets old enough to recognize that in every picture with her parents, you can only see her cropped-out left cheek.  Why are people so obsessed with asses?  I don't get it.  By almost no general consensus is she attractive.  She's like 10% of the person she was born as.  She's barely 5' tall and her ass looks like a rhino's...and that's not a compliment.  I'd rather have sex with an Ewok...or a blender.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Wait...what did I just say?



I looked at this picture and much to my dismay, I'm attracted to the unknown person in this picture. I read that it was Kim Kardashian, but I can't allow myself to believe that, nor be attracted to her. I spent five minutes violently punching myself in the face for liking what I saw. It's just an overwhelming sense of guilt. It's just that something seems different about her. Maybe she's lost weight. Maybe it's not her. Maybe her publicist slipped my a Benji for writing this article. Who knows. Despite wishing awful things on this chick's soul on multiple occassions, I just can't seem to turn away. I'm just so disturbed and confused right now, I can hardly breathe.