Self asphyxiation: Chemical warfare style.

The only possible way this story could get weirder would be if it involved Gargamel, Papa Smurf and a talking porpoise.

Ralph Santiago, 31, was found dead in the men’s toilets of the building he worked wearing Wellington boots, a wetsuit and gas mask.

His body was found by a colleague at about 7am on Tuesday, July 22, last year, lying on the floor with a gas canister nearby.

Further rubber/latex outfits were found in Mr Santiago’s car and in the ladies’ toilets of his workplace at Aquis House in Blagrave Street, Reading.

The evening before he died Mr Santiago printed off information from the internet explaining how inhaling “poppers” (legal chemicals used to stimulate a sexual high) via a gas mask can cause arousal.

When you hear stories like this, you really begin to realize the importance of Natural Selection and gene pool cleansing. I vote posthumous Darwin Award for this cat.

I know it's over, but this is too funny to go uncovered...

"I decided to come back and vote a couple of times....I think that's against the law, but that's ok."

People, we are breeding ourselves into intellectual mediocrity. This is the day and age of reverse natural selection. Successful, intelligent people have children late in life due to so many years of school and commitment to careers, while morons of the lower echelon are breeding like rabbits. Nothing points this out better than the intro to a very stupid, but underrated comedy with Luke Wilson, Idiocracy.