Dumbest human alive is stupid like a fox.

This made me want to commit suicide by drowning in a septic tank. This is what the fine citizens of Jacksonville, Florida elect to represent them in Washington. I thought when I saw this that surely she has to be a member of the State House of Representatives, but no... not this gem. Something so prized as this, you have to send this to Washington. Thanks, Mason. You should think about moving. Anywhere, but there. If this is the best you can offer, you're a shoein for Congress pal.

Here are some of the quotes from this epic speech in order of how they appear.

"...in three season go gator." (Season(s))(Just one gator apparently)

alcademic (she butchered this word so badly I couldnt decipher)

sportmanship (really?)

the gator once again (The singular gator strikes again)

corch? (I think she's saying coach...anyone...anyone?)

championsips (this must be large drinks of beer when your team wins)

corch corch corch (This barrage of Corches is unprecidented)

in his first four season (is it one season or four seasons?)

"it is matters the most the pressure that he was under" (??????)

percy harvey (It's like Percy and Steve mixed)

52 yard run down (huh?)

there have been some discussion (some or one)

we know that it build character ("it" is singular, right?)

1,2,3,4,5 them the gators dont take no jive. (Kudos to you Jacksonvillians...nothing but the best in Washington sucking the teat of the American taxpayer on her private jet and first class commerical excursions and fine dining).