A bachelorette party became either the worst or best one ever when two women were arrested after a police horse got hit by a 5-foot long novelty penis.
Wichita police arrested three people on Sunday in an incident that began when a man threw an inflatable penis at an officer’s horse.
Officers were patrolling the Old Town area on horseback at about 1:20 a.m. when they came across a large group of women in their early- to mid-20s who had been celebrating at a bachelorette party, police said.
Also in the group was a 24-year-old man, a brother to one of the women at the party. He was carrying a 5-foot-long inflatable penis, police said.
“While he was joking around with this toy, he launched this large toy toward one of our officers, who was on horseback,” police spokesman Gordon Bassham said.
The toy struck the officer’s horse, causing the horse to get spooked, he said.
Wouldn't you love to be the relatively sober group watching this go down at 1:30 in the morning. The funniest part is of all the girls capable of carrying a five foot inflatable penis, it's the one dude that does it. I don't know this dude from Adam, but I would bet the cure for chlamydia that this dude isn't interested in carnal knowledge of the girls in the group. If you're a dude and you're carrying a five foot long penis down the street in Kansas of all places, then you're not only a player for the other team, you're a starter. All Conference.
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