Monday, May 24, 2010

People Never Cease to Amaze Me...



MAY 19--Meet Joshua Dawson. The Arkansas man, 24, last week allegedly arranged what he thought was going to be a sexual liaison with a 13-year-old girl he had met on the Internet. During an online chat (Dawson's Yahoo handle is 'biggoo76'), he "exposed himself using a web cam and offered sex" to, of course, an undercover officer with the Mayflower Police Department, according to investigators. After arranging to meet the girl, Dawson stopped at a Walmart to purchase condoms. When he arrived at the meeting location, Dawson was arrested by cops, who found the condoms and Google driving instructions to the meet-up spot in his vehicle. They also discovered that Dawson has the worst taste in message t-shirts (especially for someone plotting sex with a minor). Dawson was named in a May 14 felony information charging him with Internet stalking of a child.

No that being a pedophile isn't creepy enough, but wearing a shirt like this upon your arrest is beyond words. It's almost so ballsy, it's funny. This guy will leave prison with his anus being 9X's larger than the day he arrived.

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