Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Jacksonville is stupid.


JACKSONVILLE, Fla.-- Jacksonville is the second most uneducated city out of 52 major cities in the U.S. per square mile, according to a recent economics graduate blogging from just outside the nation's capital.

Rob Pitingolo, a blogger and economist who's labeling the cities as smartest and dumbest, calculated the number of college-degree holders per square mile to create his 52-city list called the educational attainment density.

As a result, dense cities with smaller land area and larger populations generally rank higher than other cities.

Steven Wallace, president of Florida State College at Jacksonville, called the study's methodology "something beyond absurd."

Wallace said he doesn't believe the study has any value because he feels it ignores the facts.

Wallace is obviously a Jacksonvillian. Besides Jorts, dip cups, Lynyrd Skynrd themed clothing, morbid obesity, beach bumbs, meth labs, and 1990's neon lights under Japanese imports, there are scores of ignorant people. I kind of feel sorry for them. It's not their fault. It's Florida. It breeds hopelessness. Well, hopelessness and pedophilia. Oh, and meth heads. Almost forgot those guys. Mr Wallace, I know you're trying to defend your "great" city, but when you elect dumbasses like this, you really can't say the studies are that inaccurate.




Peeple r sew dum.
Yeah kolledge drop-owt lusers like Bill Gates and Larry Ellison. Thay ar dum. Not like smrt peeple sutch az Corrine Brown (Go Gatuh)!

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