For years I've always wondered why the Royal family is so unattractive. I guess it could be because they inbreed like rednecks in rural Appalachia. I can tell you without hesitation that if I were the Prince of England, I would have every Page 3 girl I wanted, Kate Beckinsale, and Elizabeth Hurley, and that would just be Monday. It seems like they've seriously overlooked this amazing perk...until now that is. Kate Middleton is a rocket. Well done William. I can see now why you would land a military heli in her parent's back yard for a quick "visit". I look forward to seeing more of this chick because unlike other British Royalty, she makes me happy, not scared for my life.
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