Delta Goodrem part 2

Way back in October of 2008, when our country wasn't spiraling into the abyss like something just flushed, I posted a few photos of an unknown hottie, Delta Goodrem. Again, I'm not sure what this chick does, but she clearly doesn't understand how to be famous in this post-Real World/Jersey Shore period of notoriousness. There are like 2 trillion Hollywood chicks more famous than this girl, but only like three more attractive. You could build a chick like "Lisa" from Weird Science and you wouldn't get perfection like this. And the name, come on, it's like a sign from God you should be more famous. You've got to get liquored up, Delta, flash, nip slip, something. You know you wanna do it...everybody's doing it.

There's a Stalker In Our Midst...

Ok. Who in the @%#& is Delta Goodrem and why won't she stop calling me? Seriously, Delta, I know you're waiting at your computer repeatedly hitting the refresh key, but can't you see, I'm not interested. You've got your whole life ahead of you. I know I'm Mr. Right, but you'll find another sexy, perfect, charming, charasmatic soul mate. You're a go-getter. You've got to stop this self destructive behavior and go on with your life. I will only break your heart.