Showing posts with label Georgia Southern University. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Georgia Southern University. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Police officers are getting clever...



TUCSON, Ariz. — Drunken Arizona drivers with the late-night munchies may soon be getting more than chicken strips at drive-through windows.

The Pima County Sheriff's Department has a new campaign targeting drunken driving. Operation Would U Like Fries, or Operation WULF, will put undercover deputies inside 24-hour fast-food restaurants to spot impaired drivers placing their orders.

Sgt. Doug Hanna, a DUI unit supervisor, says if deputies notice someone with classic symptoms of impairment — slurred speech, red or watery eyes or beer breath — they will have a uniformed deputy stationed outside pull the driver over.

Holy Crap! Thank goodness this program wasn't implemented from 1996-2000 in Statesboro GA at Georgia Southern University. The Stateboro police could've staked out the Taco Bell on Main Street and arrested 96% of the entire student body. I seriously can't count how many times I woke up my neighbors, Marci and Lindsay, harassed them with slurred words until they got out of bed and drove me to Taco Bell at 2:30 am. I should've just had an ordering template: 2 Bean burritos no onions, Mexican pizza, Taco Supreme, 2 soft tacos, Nachos Bell Grande, and a large Mountain Dew.