Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Police officers are getting clever...



TUCSON, Ariz. — Drunken Arizona drivers with the late-night munchies may soon be getting more than chicken strips at drive-through windows.

The Pima County Sheriff's Department has a new campaign targeting drunken driving. Operation Would U Like Fries, or Operation WULF, will put undercover deputies inside 24-hour fast-food restaurants to spot impaired drivers placing their orders.

Sgt. Doug Hanna, a DUI unit supervisor, says if deputies notice someone with classic symptoms of impairment — slurred speech, red or watery eyes or beer breath — they will have a uniformed deputy stationed outside pull the driver over.

Holy Crap! Thank goodness this program wasn't implemented from 1996-2000 in Statesboro GA at Georgia Southern University. The Stateboro police could've staked out the Taco Bell on Main Street and arrested 96% of the entire student body. I seriously can't count how many times I woke up my neighbors, Marci and Lindsay, harassed them with slurred words until they got out of bed and drove me to Taco Bell at 2:30 am. I should've just had an ordering template: 2 Bean burritos no onions, Mexican pizza, Taco Supreme, 2 soft tacos, Nachos Bell Grande, and a large Mountain Dew.

1 comment:

CJ Hurley said...

even better, put a road block up to all cars leaving El Sombrero on a Thursday night. Try 100% of the student body.....