History of Rap...Fallon, bless his heart, should've called in sick.

I've used this forum to reveal my mancrush for Timberlake many times, but damn this dude is cool. Yeah, I know he's kind of a nerd, but he could have get more ass than a truck stop toilet seat. If any dude says they wouldn't love to hang out with this dude and crush beers on a Friday night, they're lying like hell. Aside from Cameron Diaz, JT kills hot chicks. He's my idle. What? Why are you looking at me like that? So what if I'm cutting out his old pictures from Teen Beat. Doesn't everyone?

Fallon = 2 Thumbs Down Timberlake = Two Thumbs Up

I always thought of Fallon like the bass drum player in the high school band. Despite his high school band propensity, he's still been like 26% funny on SNL. Well, not anymore. In this clip, he not only looks like he was cut from the band, but he looks like he's an amateur being chosen to interview celebrities. My God this was painful. No joke, I give him 6 weeks before he's cancelled. Which is 4 weeks longer than I give Conan O'stupid. The only redeeming part of this video is Timberlake. He is perhaps the most talented person of our generation. Seriously, watch the whole clip. My man-crush is so strong, I would jump off a six story balcony into a kiddie pool of cobras, just to hang out with this dude for one night in Vegas.