MY CAREFREE AND HALF NAKED LIFE

An exposed look inside my life and my obsessions.

Friday, May 30, 2014

Celebrities like Gwyneth Paltrow are existential gods.

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In an interview with re/Code (don't ask me), Gwyneth Paltrow revealed her insufferable existence yet again.  This time though, it was...
Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Get ready to start cutting....your wrists.

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Deadmau5 – $200 – $250K+/show | $21 million earned in 2013 At 23, the Swedish DJ is the youngest artist on our list—and taught hi...
Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Charlotte McKinney >>>>>>>> Kate Upton

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http://instagram.com/charlottemckinney Charlotte McKinney is what America tried to make Kate Upton.  Kate Upton is 22.  This is what 22 lo...
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WTF?!?^2

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It's such a juxtaposition, but as infatuated as I am with supermodels, I don't get most of them.  In fact, to steal from our bel...
Thursday, April 24, 2014

War is hell...

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Bud Peterson is a bad ass.  Make no mistake.  Being in a dog fight would be insanely intense and scary as hell, but this guy makes it sound ...
Friday, April 11, 2014

It's not all gloom and doom...

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So often on this Blog, I'm cynical about humanity, religion, politics, celebrity, etc.  Actually, I'm cynical about pretty much ever...
Wednesday, April 9, 2014

This is the new America...which is about as successful as the "New Coke"

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I had the pleasure of meeting and hanging out with this genius in 1991.  He is truly a legend.  Stand up comedy is so interesting to me. G...

A wise man I knew once said to me...

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If you want justice, go to a whorehouse... If you want to get screwed, go to the courthouse. 25 years he will never get back because o...
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Thursday, April 3, 2014

My hatred for mankind never waivers

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Apparently, people are even dumber than I thought, which for the record, is really really really dumb. Bugchasers are people that search ...
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Monday, March 24, 2014

If you can stomach more than 10 seconds you'll last longer than most.

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Not that I am an expert on narcotics because my experience with opiates ended when I had my appendix removed and was shot up with morphine...

Prisoners' letters of advice to their former selves

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I don't know about you guys, but I rarely remember dreams.  In fact, when I do remember them, they're usually intense and frig...
Monday, March 10, 2014

Estatic vs Exspecially

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Ecstatic vs Exspecially People.  No.  Stop butchering this language.  It's not difficult.  The improper use of the English language ...
Saturday, January 4, 2014

2013

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To say my life has been in a transitional phase is an understatement.  I've traveled the world, pushed my mind and body to its limits, m...
Thursday, November 28, 2013

A Stroll Through Time.

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As many of you know, I'm not one for celebrating "thankfulness" on social media.  I'm not sure why, but I'm much too c...
Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Guten Tag

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Since Heidi's divorce from this , she's been getting naked and tweeting.  All I can say is, awesome.  I truly don't believ...

F You Rolling Stone

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If I or anyone else gave two shits about reading Rolling Stone they wouldn't be grasping at straws with this heinous attempt to stir...
Thursday, June 13, 2013

We simply must do better.

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I don't know much, but I know mass sex appeal when I see it.  This ain't it.  Kate Upton turned 21 this past week.  Most hot ...
Thursday, May 23, 2013

Where has our desire, as citizens, to fight for this country gone?

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There is a great big problem in this country with our Government.  Too many times these days, the blame is placed on either the parties ...
Tuesday, May 21, 2013

People like beer it seems.

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In the most obvious conclusion of a scientific article ever written, some clowns came to the conclusion that drinking beer...wait for it...
Thursday, May 16, 2013

Note to self: Malaysia is an effing nightmare.

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While doing my daily run through the blues  news, I noticed a story that stuck out to me.  Upon clicking on said story, I noticed that a...
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Trey
Atlanta, Georgia, United States
This blog started sometime in 2006. That seems like a lifetime ago. I was living in Florida at the time, trying desperately to rid myself that miserable state and I thought I would start an outlet to funnel my haplessness into something more positive and creative. Through the years, I've had people write me from places lliterally all over the world telling me that they hate my stupid blog, that I objectify women, they love my blog and its blatant satire, and that I embarrass them (sorry mom). Nonetheless, I enjoy writing so much and when I'm not writing, I always come back to this blog and over-promise yet under-deliver. For the thousandth time, I'm reopening Exposedandnaked.com. I've even registered the domain, so this time, it's official and stuff. If you read something you like, or something you don't, leave me a message. In fact, if the story involves Florida being terrible or human beings letting the world down, I love that stuff. Regardless if you're an old fan or a new fan, friend or foe, I hope you enjoy my life's passion as much as I do.
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