I know Leonardo Dicaprio pulls more women than anyone on Earth, but honestly, his last two girls, Gisele (Im a dude with an adam's apple) Bundchen and this Bar Raphealllliwhatever, I'm just not sold on. These two chicks are the reason the phrase Butter Face was invented. Obviously, their bodies are nearly perfect, but when you're Jack effing Dawson, you could have anyone. He gets laid on a sinking ship for crying out loud. I guess she's ok, but for the cover? SI swung for the fence, but they missed and they're just spinning around in the batters box like those kids that suck at baseball. I'm disappointed.
What's wrong with Brooklyn Decker?
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