Jennifer Anniston's (not nominated) suffering career will try to trick itself on Sunday as she will present some award no one really cares about like best animation or best art direction at the Academy Awards. This awards show is essentially the Mecca for all narcissists. It's just a group of Hollywood elitist shaking hands and telling each other how uneducatedly great they are and how bad the economy is doing and how small their respective carbon footprints are. These people absolutely make me sick. Fifty percent of all famous people are only because they're related to someone famous, the other 49% is because they're whores and pretty, or whores and ugly. The remaining 1% are truly talented i.e. Steve Buscemi, Tom Hanks. It just so happens that this year there is redemption. Jennifer Anniston (not nominated) has been chosen to give out an award. After she pays John Mayer to escort her, has another nose job, and vomits for three days, she'll show up to give away an award no one cares about. Meanwhile, in the crowd, Pitt (best actor nominee) will be staring suggestively at Jolie (best actress nominee), and counting the seconds until they can go make baby number 127. I just can't take these people anymore. I truly despise them all, just Anniston, Fatonce and Meryl Streep more than the rest. The only redeeming thing about a complete and total American financial collapse would be that Hollywood would be forced to job hunt. That would be the greatest day of my life. I can see it now...following Beyonce into an interview and knowing she's my competition.
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