I'm not quite sure how the eastern Europe, Scandinavia, and Germany have succeeded in breeding the most genetically superior females on earth, but I tip my hat to you, Mr. European scientist dude. Holy Toledo Ohio, the mission is accomplished. It's not even fair. Heidi Klum, master of the female gender and human race, just did a spread for GQ Deustchland, and lucky for me, they used an x-ray camera. After three kids, 35.5 years, and a SEAL, she reminds all women of her genetic superiority. Yeah, sure, there's airbrushing, but that's splitting hairs people. Don't be a hater. If you sprayed my junk with liquid nitrogen, temps would be in excess of 2300degrees Kelvin.
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