If anyone was lucky enough to see Joaquin Phoenix on the Late Show, then you all know how incredibly awkward or stoned Joaquin was during the interview. As of late, I've been really turned off by Letterman because he's turned political and in my opinion, those guys should be completely politically ambiguous; however, it's times like these that make me realize just how smartly funny Dave can be sometimes as he puts arrogant self righteous Hollywood pricks in their respective places. I've actually never understood America's love fest with this guy (Phoenix). One good movie.
He says he retired from Hollywood...we could only be so lucky. I would rather sit front row at Meryl Streep and Beyonce lifetime tribute.
Two Lovers (2008) with Paltrow - She hasnt been in a movie since she won an oscar has she?
Reservation Road (2007) No one watched this movie
We Own the Night (2007) Horribly overacted, terrible movie, redemption= Eva Mendes Nude.
Walk the Line (2005) Played a stoned rock/country star...wow...what a stretch!!!
Ladder 49 (2004) No one watched this either
Hotel Rwanda (2004) Decent movie thank to Don Cheadle
The Village (2004) AWFUL! Self Indulgent torture just like every movie since 6th sense.
Brother Bear (2003) No one out of diapers cares.
It's All About Love (2003) No need to comment.
Signs (2002) CA-CA on a stick.
Buffalo Soldiers (2001) Grossed like 31,098
Quills (2000) QUAT?
Gladiator (2000) Played an asshole...another stretch.
How does this guy do it. He's so awesome. The suspension of disbelief is so hard to peel away. He's just so dynamic, so intelligent. I swear, I think Joaquin Pheonix is like the Meryl Streep of guys...BUTT ugly, overrated, completely narcissistic, and elitist. I wish all of America would bankrupt the elitists in Hollywood by boycotting the horrible movies they're releasing. Wouldn't you love to see some of these guys competing for jobs in the marketplace? God knows I would.
I hate to say it, but I'm thinking of getting hooked on drugs and moving to Hollywood because within the past few years, it sure does seem to be rewarded nicely.
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"Quat"! Well played, good sir.
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