I'm not sure what Germans do to their people, but damn Heidi Klum is beautiful. She makes me dizzy like Ive been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. I keep thinking that one day soon I'm gonna open up the internet and see some horrific, scary picture of this woman, but instead, like wine, she just becomes more lovely. In my next life, I'm gonna be born a German supermodel that's just dying to give a guy like me a chance...wait, what?
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