Krista Allen (2002-04)
Elisabetta Canalis (2009-2011)
Stacey Keibler (2011- )
I guess like 40 years ago George Clooney was desirable, but this is 2011. Unless you're living at the Playboy Mansion, total hip replacements, gray hair and yellow teeth probably don't do it for you. That said, Clooney keeps fooling gorgeous women. You see, thousands of years ago, when men earned their mates based on attractiveness, overall health, and competitive battles, money didn't matter; however, again, this is 2011 and money has become something that can trump all instinctual signs that point to a mate. Now, in today's world, good genes don't matter, unless those genes are made of 100 dollar bills. Clooney better thank his lucky Hollywood star because without that kind of jack, he's be the creepy old guy at sales meetings talking and laughing loud in his attempt to lure some impressionable, depressed young woman into a bad decision.
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