There is no attorney of record and no telephone listing for Lazo. Someone at the San Fernando Valley hospital reported seeing Lazo engaged in a sex act with the body, Officer Bruce Borihanh said. Investigators haven't disclosed whether the body was that of a man or a woman, Borihanh said.
Anyone who commits an act of sexual penetration on, or has sexual contact with, human remains without lawful authority is guilty of a felony, according to the California Health and Safety Code.
"Sexual contact means any willful touching by a person of an intimate part of a dead human body for the purpose of sexual arousal, gratification, or abuse," the code states.
So let me get this straight...you can have sex with a corpse, but only if you have lawful authority? I don't even know what that means, but surely it doesn't excuse sex with dead people. I'm not trying to be insensitive to this story, but honestly, if I kick the bucket and some sex starved 61 year old nurse needs to get a thrill, I'll be the first to selflessly surrender my life to science. Let's face it, I'm not gonna be using it anymore.
*Disclaimer* I couldn't find a picture of an appropriate dead person so I thought Lindsey Lohan would be the closest thing.
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