This post is gonna cause an uproar among dumb guys because so many people make such a big deal out of this chick. Frankly, I don't get it. Nothing is big about this chick except her bra size. She shaped like a rhombus, she has no hips, a butter face and it wouldn't kill her to do a sit up or two. I see at least one girl a day that's this hot. No shit. I'm not the only one, by the way.
Sophia Neophitou, a talent scout for Victoria's Secret, told the New York Times that “we would never use” Upton because her look is “too obvious” to be featured in the high profile production. “She’s like a Page 3 girl,” Neophitou said, referencing the busty, barely clad women featured in The Sun, a London tabloid. “She’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy.”
By too obvious, they mean her breasts that look like something I saw on National Geographic last night. By too blond of hair and face anyone with money could buy, they mean she has Florida hair and she's not attractive. Why would they say this? Well, because every single day they're surrounded by beauty and Kate Upton ain't it. Kate Upton is someone I grinded on at Club La Vela after I funneled beers on the beach in 1997. This chick is 19 and her job is to be in shape. She is soft like a yeast roll. This is where all the girls say, "She looks like a woman. Those girls in the magazines...that's not a woman. They're too skinny. She's currrrvy." Well, that's not what your husbands think. That's also not what your clothes think. Kate Upton is your classic pop culture phenomenon. She's like the modern day wanna be Christie Brinkley, but she's really more like Molly Ringwald in Pretty in Pink. Girls love her and guys are like, Is she pretty or is everyone just telling me she's pretty?" I am so damn confused by why she's famous. Sports Illustrated, please do better next year. VICTORIA'S SECRET 1 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT ISSUE 0
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