Damn you magic photos...

There's many reasons why I like supermodels. Namely, because they're sexy and tall. That being said, if I say Hayden Peniterroo Penateirree is sexy, would go against everything I stand for. This is one reason Hollywoo sucks so bad. No matter what you look like, these tricky photographers can use clever angles, flattering lighting, and geeky photoshopping, to make otherwise average looking girls, make me want them. This troll can't be more than 3 feet tall. Regardless, these pics are the best she's ever been and probably ever will be...