CHETUMAL, Mexico (AP) — Police say a woman was caught trying to sneak her common-law-husband out of a Mexican prison in a suitcase following a conjugal visit.

A spokesman for police in the Caribbean state of Quintana Roo says staff at the prison in Chetumal noticed that the woman seemed nervous and was pulling a black, wheeled suitcase that looked bulky.

Spokesman Gerardo Campos said Monday that prison guards checked the bag of 19-year-old Maria del Mar Arjona and found inmate Juan Ramirez Tijerina curled up inside in the fetal position.

Ramirez is serving a 20-year sentence for a 2007 conviction for illegal weapons possession.

Arjona was arrested and charges are pending.

If this article had been comprised only of the first sentence, i would completely be sucked into this story. Of course she has a common law husband and of course she's on a conjugal visit in a Mexican prison. It's too good to be untrue. This is like something you'd see in a movie directed by Quintin Tarantino and Robert Rodriquez, but instead of getting busted, the dude would come out of the suitcase with machine guns. You gotta do better than be married to this walking bowling ball, I know that. If you're gonna get a busted out of prison on a conjugal visit, she better look like Salma Hayak or Sofia Vagara. This dude obviously has no swagger on his block.