One would think that it would be impossible to be more inept at life than Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears, but as life always does, it throws you gems like this to remind you that watching 4 straight hours of infomercials doesn't make you the dumbest person in the southeastern United States.
According to a report from Fox News and the AP, the 18-year-old Miss Teen Louisiana, Lindsey Evans, and three friends were arrested and charged with theft on Saturday after walking out of a Bossier City, La., restaurant without paying the bill.
The only problem with her dine and dash was her leaving her purse behind with her driver's license and bag of weed. When dipshit returned to the restaurant after realizing her goof, the police were gathered around admiring the quality of her laughing grass....oh and waiting to arrest her on theft and possession of marijuana (admiring the weed part, I made up).
Say what you will about her status as a role model, but look at that hot ass mug shot. This whole story is almost too good to be true.
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