Monday, December 1, 2008

"Cousin It" Thanks His Father Profusely...


Nic Cage's mistake...I mean pet...I mean son, Weston Coppola Cage, apparently drugged, gagged and bound some girl and took her against her will to Austria with his father and wife. I've seen emo kids with daddy issues, but if this kid lived within 300 miles of me, I would sleep with two eyes open...ninja style.

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