Tuesday, November 3, 2009

"I am them..."


A Wisconsin woman called 911 to report herself as a drunk driver, MyFoxAustin reported.

"Somebody's really drunk driving down Granton Road," Mary Strey said during an Oct. 24 call to 911, according to tapes.

Trying to determine the location of the reported drunk driver, the dispatcher asked Strey: "Okay are you behind them, or..."

"No, I am them," Strey said, according to MyFoxAustin.

The dispatcher verified, "You am them?"

"Yes, I am them," said Strey.

"Okay, so you want to call and report that you're driving drunk?" confirmed the dispatcher.

"Yes," said Strey.

The dispatcher then told Strey to pull her car over, MyFoxAustin reported.

According to a report, police said Strey had blood-shot eyes and smelled of alcohol.

"I called in I'm drunk," Strey told the officer who responded to the call, MyFoxAustin reported.

A local paper reported that Strey was charged with drunk driving and had a blood-alcohol level of 0.1 percent or more.

This woman shouldn't be taken to jail. She should be taken for a psych evaluation. You're three shades of crazy if you call 911 on yourself. Strey, pull your ass over and call a cab...better yet, leave your car and call a cab. Strey, you should piss on the fire and call the dogs because what's left of your pathetic life is a complete and total failure.

1 comment:

KKRT said...

did she happen to be driving an electric blue expidition... wearing a get r done camo tank top... and have enough people to successfully fill a clown car... did the cop mysteriously look like someone's lost brother... if so, i may know this girl.