Wednesday, December 16, 2009

At 41 Years, HGH and Juice does this, not swimming laps.



Yesterday, just when you thought Tiger's seemingly horrific last few weeks couldn't get any worse, the New York Times reported that a sports medicine doctor linked to Tiger Woods, Olympic freak Dana Torres, and Anthony Galea, is under investigation by the Federal Bureau of Investigation for allegedly distributing human growth hormone and the drug Actovegin to professional athletes. Torres said that Dr. Galea's work was limited to draining fluid from her knee and diagnosing a muscle tear. I'm no doctor, but I'm also not stupid. Has anyone seen a woman look like this without performance enhancing drugs? Has anyone seen a woman not only look this good with a child that young, but win the Nationals 15 months after giving birth. It's not possible. I would believe Barry Bonds is clean before I could believe this female body at 41 years old is clean. In fact, I work out every day at 32 and I know how hard it is to build muscle and I'm a man. This chick has more testosterone than Lyle Alzado. I bet she's grown a penis she's had so much human growth hormone. Athletes like this just piss me off because unless you played 3rd chair woodwind, you know the human body just can't stay at this level of athletic competition without assistance; however, during the last Olympics, Dana "The Hulk" Torres was furious over suspicion that she was doping. Take a peak at these pics and you'll know she's a cheater, but in case you don't, the NYT finally does something right and lets the cat outta the bag.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Most athletes today are taking homeopathic hgh oral spray because it's safe, undetectable, and legal for over the counter sales. As time goes on it seems it might be considered as benign a performance enhancer as coffee, aspirin, red bull, chewing tobacco, and bubble gum.