My computer just caught fire.

I know eastern Europe is perhaps the Mecca of the sex slave trade. I don't know much else about eastern Europe, but I watch a lot of movies and if every girl looks like this, I'm moving to Kiev, Ukraine. Honestly, I would milk a goat every morning before I walked in a blizzard to the factory where I worked my 18 hour shift under horrible conditions, walk home in the dark and freezing cold to open up the door to my one room shack with rats just to see Mila Kunis stirring a pot chicken broth soup. This girl is so hot it's unfair to the world. There are exceptions, but you just don't see American women this hot. The fact that she dates the annoying kid from Home Alone makes me want to self mutalate.